@arcanistsaphras A leather belt with bags and vials and a garotte and thieves tools and all cool rogue stuff. Promise to be a good rogue and not sap for a whole week.
STATLER: why do you think he called it twitter blue?
WALDORF: because his rockets all blue up! ha ha ha ha
ELON: you’ll regret saying that after i’ve given you the worst punishment of all: free memberships to my company
My badass belf rogue would assassinate anyone if the money was good, Horde or otherwise.
Irl my level of badass is parking in the Aldi when I go McDonald's because their car park is always full.
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If you have the choice between sitting with...
Emma Thompson
Emma Watson
Daniel Radcliffe
Pedro Pascal
Dolly Parton
Miley Cyrus
Graham Norton
Regina King
Julianne Moore
Selena Gomez
Halle Berry
Gloria Steinem
Margaret Atwood
... or sitting elsewhere, you sit with them, right?