Arlis R Tyner ⚾ 🌭 🥧

"It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress."

~ Pudd'nhead Wilson

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@ingelramdecoucy "Well, I'm living here in Allentown, and it's hard to keep a good man down. But I won't be getting up today." https://t.co/vTQDHDtGty

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@Last_Individual Because search results are deliberately skewed, and your phone is just a surveillance device anyway.

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@Rothmus ? I'm a boomer, and 'vibe' was a thing when I was a kid. Somebody thinks Millennials invented that?

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@LizardKangz_95 'Whore's bath' is all I ever heard it called in my adult life. As a kid, my folks called it "Face and neck and ears and arms and hands". That totally left out the 'nether regions', though. As we grew, we were left to figure that out on our own, sort of by osmosis I guess.

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@DeebsFLA I hear great things about refurb'ing parts and putting a new motor in a 40 year old Maytag that finally gave up the ghost, and having a basically new washer that will run another 40 years for around $250 -$300. doesn't look all space-agey, and you have to find a guy, but...

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@AnCapOHOLIX @MinistryofTru16 Hey. Don't forget the corkscrew. All kinds of potential devastation there.

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@AlohaDawg @MinistryofTru16 Swiss Army Multi-Tool

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@MattStirner @MinistryofTru16 Well, to be honest some of them have quite a lot of heft as a throwing tool. I mean, not to stick anybody, but just to give them a good thump on the head - which can knock a motherfucker right over if he's running away from you with any speed and your aim is worth a shit.

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@MinistryofTru16 So now it's a Swiss Army Multi-tool, I guess. Except even most of those have a blade. Also, I have to wonder, is the Swiss Army knife really the weapon of choice for your typical violent felon? Pluckin through all them selections to find the stabby one? I just don't see it.

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@noyoucantduthat This is a few years old, but still pretty eye-opening.

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@Hyacinth9876 Yes, but I'm confused as to whether this makes me right- or left-brained.

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@JessicaGoeken Most likely you unknowingly pissed off a Gypsy at some point in your life.

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@Rothmus Hoist with his own petard. Arrrrrgh!

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@jessiegirl @blckflgco You imagine they're ever going to take smartphones away from us? Why in God's name would they?! The smartphone is the single most powerful and ubiquitous surveillance device in their arsenal. If you knew the depth and breadth of 24/7 info they collect on us. No RFID comes close.

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@RachelGlickler "Great story, but - and don't take this badly - even the most famous writers you've heard of have editors for a reason."

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@1WitchyChick Happy for you it's your first, otherwise you would be filled with bitter disappointment over how sub-par it is to the way they used to make 'em.

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@PissedOffMandaP If one ever gets attached to you or the dog, this removes them head first so you don't squeeze the pathogens into your skin like tweezers will. https://t.co/9qhgdtDT86

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@jessiegirl @blckflgco but we do, though.

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@jessiegirl @blckflgco I would find RFID trackers on humans equally abhorrent, if I thought there were the slightest chance any such thing could ever happen. What would be the point?