Mistress Arlo Whiskey

Miss Story
Mystery
Misery

WArlord

[Mistress Arlo Whiskey @ArloWhiskey]

I only exist in sarcasm
I’ll give your mind a spasm

I’ve perfected my rhyme
So it’ll make you need wine

[Mistress Arlo Whiskey @ArloWhiskey]

Every moment that ever was still lives now
Our history lives and breathes and changes
With each breath we take, we breath out now

[Mistress Arlo Whiskey @ArloWhiskey]

Everything that’s written was from a bias lens
Each picture you see was precisely posed
Or the angles chosen so you can see only

[Mistress Arlo Whiskey @ArloWhiskey]

New understandings change views of history
It’s impossible to look back on a time that past
The mere act of memory changes your brain
Neural pathways can never align the same

[Mistress Arlo Whiskey @ArloWhiskey]

Nothing is the same from this moment to now
Interpretations colour in every word written
And colour itself is just you interpreting light

[Mistress Arlo Whiskey @ArloWhiskey]

As I get older, I find it more difficult to make decisions, as I understand so much more the gravity of even the smallest of decisions

[Mistress Arlo Whiskey @ArloWhiskey]

I don’t know what the right choice is, I don’t even know if I’m answering the right question

[Mistress Arlo Whiskey @ArloWhiskey]

Won two tree for live sex heaven ate rhyme

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Sometimes I think I have my shit together, but then I need to look at the diagram on my stove to figure out which burner I’m turning on.

[Mistress Arlo Whiskey @ArloWhiskey]

There are so many ways to say I love you without saying “I love you”

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

You know you’re fucked when you meet someone you can’t lie to.

[Pia Nacar @Kimgee8]

Granted, I’m not a saint but I’m also not as bad as my tweets lead you to believe.

[Mistress Arlo Whiskey @ArloWhiskey]

I wish there was a word that meant “I have nothing to say, I’m just texting you to let you know I’m thinking about you”

[Mistress Arlo Whiskey @ArloWhiskey]

I just fucked up making mac’n cheese so bad it tastes and looks like burnt cheese jello

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

Twitter is just a push up bra for your stupidity.

[cathryn 💚🇨🇦 @AngryRaccoon2]

"You are beautiful"
"You are worth it"
"The world needs you"

-People who don't know me.

[Mistress Arlo Whiskey @ArloWhiskey]

“Okay” can be the bitchiest respons of all, but is “k” worse?

[Mistress Arlo Whiskey @ArloWhiskey]

We’re up all night to this song

[Mistress Arlo Whiskey @ArloWhiskey]

We’re up all night on Mexican lucky

[Mistress Arlo Whiskey @ArloWhiskey]

I’m a hot mess
But I’m not hot
Just a mess
I guess

[Mistress Arlo Whiskey @ArloWhiskey]

@ElizabethBomas1 All your tweets are retweet’s though

[Mistress Arlo Whiskey @ArloWhiskey]

Wine drunk
Is a fine drunk
Can’t remember what I’m doing
Or know what shit I’m spewing

[Mistress Arlo Whiskey @ArloWhiskey]

@ElizabethBomas1 Not at all, I’m totally supportive and happy for you. I’m just poking fun.