Armadillo Rodeo

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We're back! Follow us for 13th season updates and zany adventures!

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LISTEN...Auditions are October 14th from 10am to 12pm at The PUBLIC Theater.

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I thought Steve Harvey's talk show was family feud

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Hazel is a quote thief

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The rodeo zoom rehearsals are like trying to nail jello to a wall but that jello also has anxiety

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Can armadillos be milked? Much to think about.

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So.. you're a horse

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-Leonel

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SHOWS SHOWS SHOWS

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AUDITION AUDITION AUDITION

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This man STARTED with DURIAN

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How do armadillos wash their hands without a step stool? Do they roll up the side of the sink and hopefully gain enough momentum to get up there? That's such a miserable existence.

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RODEO MURDER MYSTERY THIS SATURDAY! WHO DONE IT? EVEN WE DON'T KNOW!

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RODEO SNACK SHACK TOMORROW THE 7TH! WE ARE AT YOUR COMMAND! MAKE US YOUR MEAL YOU FOOLS!

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Happy holidays from the rodeo! Please be careful not to get wrapped up into your tree with the lights and Garland like we did 😔 I'll be here until Christmas

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Green is excellent for eculiptis digestion #vegan

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Evergreen forest burn no but the ever brother green hugh #vomotfrenzie

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Hi my name cant be me it's too sophisticated #pizzahut

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Just you and see me here in juvie #onceagain

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Yummy I cant have any more cake #myloss

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I am wee wee #bonjour