RoboTripping

"The English are eminent in piscatory pursuits, since they are patient and sluggish"

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@TheSlowMoGuys can you film this at 1 million FPS?

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The speed is astonishing

A globular springtail appears to teleport

it launches itself using its spring-like furcula in a split second.

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@dudetweetingonx @GenZMultifamily When the finance application queries your monthly income and asks if you’re sure you didn’t mean annual income. Damn right I’ll take 0%

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@Jack_de_Rivia @MelowenArt @thechosenberg Yes, curious how people with time blindness never arrive an hour early isn't it

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@ukhomeoffice But people with the right to work sign up for deliveroo and then let illegal workers do the deliveries and they share the proceeds

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@Octosoup_ There are 300 billion stars in the galaxy

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@BOENSAW @rorysutherland shots fired

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@CollinRugg What is the charge? Enjoying a succulent air steward meal?

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@gmmwells @selhurstpaw1 @Breaking911 You don't get away with murdering someone because the police are rough with you when they arrest you. He cannot get the "whole thing thrown off" on that basis.

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@DanNeidle @DoubleEph Fair play to him for paying I suppose!

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@SuellaBraverman Universities can sell what they like, it is governments responsibility to deny visas.

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@bilawalsidhu “Closing a kill chain”

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@EdwardJDavey It seems that your conduct is more indicative of someone who will harm the national interest out of personal animosity than Elon.

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@JacintaAllanMP How are you intending on dealing with the liability of the inspector to unknown buyers whom s/he has no relationship, on top of the existing liability to their client? This will massively increase the costs of surveys.

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@JudiciaryUK So you're saying there's a chance that he is the UK's leading tax barrister?

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@androgenic_ Why is it such an ill fitting suit

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@darrenpjones Thanks Darren, I can’t afford to have the three children I want but I’m pleased that my high taxes are being used to help people less fortunate to have as many as they want.

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@jacobsenphoto @pierre_barns Like how a thief makes a “property acknowledgment” as he robs my phone at knifepoint, recognising me as the original steward of the phone, acknowledging my enduring relationship with the device.

It makes us both feel much better

[Kathryn Porter @KathrynPorter26]

No it's not. We're not cutting emissions, we're cutting territorial production emissions by moving them somewhere else, causing global emissions to go up

That's not a coherent policy and it's specifically what I'm objecting to

Why aren't you also objecting to it? Moving emissions to other countries is simple greenwashing

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@heart_ Brutally fame mogged

Brutally

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@SirDavidChase @EricSpracklen Didnt he even try to shoot the gun out of the innocent criminal's hand?