Armando Morales

Yo no soy marinero soy capitán

[90minutisonmoltolongo.com @90mMoltoLongo]

El Madrid despidiendo a sus leyendas / El Barcelona despidiendo a sus leyendas

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

I just got fired from my job at USAID.

I was the lead analyst for gay squirrels in eastern Zimbabwe.

I have no way to support myself or my family.

This is the reality of Trump’s America.

[Moe @TheMoeHayek]

This gotta be the craziest timeline of our generation

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Yes. 👇

[𝔾. ⚖️ @GhansahvsDemons]

When she's mad at you for giving solutions instead of listening but you're just a chill guy with problem solving skills

[Nacho Varga @Khanya_mss]

Damn, didn’t even notice

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

Me when I go to a new Taco Bell and taste test their Baja blast

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The Blindsight device from Neuralink will enable even those who have lost both eyes and their optic nerve to see.

Provided the visual cortex is intact, it will even enable those who have been blind from birth to see for the first time.

To set expectations correctly, the vision will be at first be low resolution, like Atari graphics, but eventually it has the potential be better than natural vision and enable you to see in infrared, ultraviolet or even radar wavelengths, like Geordi La Forge.

Much appreciated, @US_FDA!

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

The purpose of life is finding the largest burden you can bear and bearing it

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

“If freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.”

― George Washington

[Paul Buchheit @paultoo]

Also, the California High Speed Rail pictured on the left cost taxpayers $100 Billion

In contrast, SpaceX spent $5B-$10B to develop Starship, less than 1/10th the cost of our non-existent HSR

At this point, I think most government spending is really just looting

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Thousands of distinct vehicle and pad criteria had to be met prior to catching the Super Heavy booster. Thanks to the tireless work of SpaceX engineers, we succeeded with catch on our first attempt.

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

This is actually funny from SNL

[AKW @allkanyewest]

When Kanye locks in it’s actually scary.

https://t.co/4Z1V0CoITw

[grantis @Grantpa23]

Still laughing at this

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

But this isn't a joke