Armiya'u

This app is a mess. MIA

[Armiya'u @ArmiUmar]

I don't know which is more painful...the fact that a larger number of my family pronounce my name wrongly or the fact that some of them call me by my younger brother's name.

My existence must be a joke to u guys.

[Mardiyyah ❤️💐 @iam_Mardiyyah]

I didn’t even say anything wrong 😭😭😭

[MC @CrewsMat10]

The famous “Two against four, but one of them is Messi”

[Thand @ThandiMaler]

Because we gradually changed their name to “bandits” and lumped them together with every other criminal.

[🎀Emmrex 🎀 @e_emmrex]

E get some people wey be say if life soft for them e don soft for you be that💯❤️

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Your best player is Moroccan you idiot.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

None.

Don't get married.

[Berneese @theberneese]

If Argentina wins If Argentina lose

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Got a new job.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Having parents who are financially able to take care of themselves is such an underrated blessing as an adult child.

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

“Expanding the World Cup to 64 countries will ruin the tournament”

Me in my room at 2am watching a game between India and Honduras:

[n @Nitin__10]

England will face Lionel Messi for the first time in their history

[Joey Hospital 👉🌌 @ihvaloadedgun]

And you used to be able to detect childhood cancer (retinoblastoma) because the affected eye would reflect white instead of red!

[ethan 😼🇵🇸 @LlZTRUSS]

you know how evil you have to be to get people rooting for england

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you smell that smell that smells like a smell you smelled back when you were a kid

[Copy Counsel @BenYousef_E]

Arafat

[Psyberdelic @Psyberdelic_]

I shoved a piece of crayon up my nose as a kid and had to go to the hospital to get it removed. A nurse tried giving me a coloring book and crayons for being a good boy and my dad said "don't give that retard anymore crayons"

[Adrenalin Patlaması @adrenaIinIendnz]

Bilgisayarımdaki ücretsiz antivirüs programı.

[Miss Dee ✨💫 D Jewelry Plug @Dee_Bebegirl]

“your in-laws don’t have to like you” yunno