Simon du Plessis

Carpe diem jugulum! One life, one love, three kids, many goals🖖

[Simon du Plessis @ArmleyUltra]

@francesbarber13 If you were an Eskimo living in an igloo, you’d definitely be needing to buy some snow!😉🤠

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@Sabiha1278 You’re not😂😂

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@SartorialThug Beer garden?? Begs the question as to what kind of environment you’ve stumbled into!
Then again, if you’re armed with two sachets of butterscotch angel delight and a couple of bars of pears soap I think I can guess your intentions🕺

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@panks_79 Worse. Far worse. Franks Spurs were entertain for us Gooners, at least😉

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@JoeBangles11 Probably be more productive than the rest of that shower, so why not?

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@SartorialThug 😂😂😂👏

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@Mrjamieohara1 Yup

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@MsPocketRocket @back_badger I know😉🤠

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@LikeGoinThisWay That’s it, that’s the reality!😓

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@SartorialThug @BurnsideWasTosh Wise man. Get that ‘tâche tickled🤠

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@SartorialThug Bit disappointing; no mention of Angel Delight…

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@Mrjamieohara1 No. Bring on Toney

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@LikeGoinThisWay *always

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@EuropeanBob26 👏👏

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@SartorialThug @BurnsideWasTosh I’m sad I AM watching this sober. And wtf was that gibberish that England guy just spouted at half time?!

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@BurnsideWasTosh You poor sod🥶

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@Arsene_Bergkamp @GNev2 👏👏🤠

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@NotFarLeftAtAll I don’t like the guys politics, but it’s only a TAG, for the Lords sake!

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@ClarksonsFarm1 It doesn’t.
And btw I played football every day with my mates with no “hydration breaks”