Armond Mite

Contributor on @ThisIsFusion's #NoYouShutUp! Film Critic, kangaroo rat, contrarian. It's hard being right ALL THE TIME.

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Go Into the Woods and stay there.

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Oprah plans to go to the Oscars dressed in car seat fabric. You heard it here first.

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J.K. Rowling did a great job in Whiplash.

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Robert Duvall got nominated for an Oscar? Guess that answers that, he's still alive.

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Rosemand Pike in Gone Girl made me puke.

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Reese Witherspoon should have made Legally Blonde 3 instead of Wild. Give us what we want!

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Felicity Jones, not Felicity Huffman, got it.

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I give Steve Carell's nose in Foxcatcher 4 stars!

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POOP #NYSU3

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My review of Whiplash is exactly that. I can't feel my feet.

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The Theory of Everything included everything but entertainment.

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Selma should have been nominated for more Oscars. COMMON WAS IN IT!

[Splinter is on Bluesky @splinter_news]

.@TVsAndyDaly shares his life hacks on @NoYouShutUp: http://t.co/uqSoDERhmo #NYSU3

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Anne Hathaway nightmares.

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Charlie Sheen was robbed of an Oscar nomination this year. ROBBED!

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Wait, so what was The Grand Budapest Hotel about?

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Haley Joel Osment is really upset he turned down Boyhood.

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Emma Stone's eyes keep following me.

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Birdman would have been better if it actually starred Big Bird.

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The SAG Awards should be renamed the "I have so many better things to do then watch this damn award show."