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I know what I like.

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@AlteredAlma This city's breathin' like a soldier trapped inside of an iiiiron lung~🎶

...anyway, I will be purchasing your game.

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@bageloverwatch Healer mains have got to be some kind of degradation fetishists.

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@Sweeter_Kiwiis I don't know why this hits so good, but it really does. It's sloppy and silly but somehow still super hot.

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@MossSteps @MonkeyMonstaer @xzpvris Yes, but the attraction was still there from both sides even if it was misguided. They literally go on a date. You don't really realize that's the case until after the fact, so this love triangle in part 1/2 isn't out of left field or a writer's invention.

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@MossSteps @MonkeyMonstaer @xzpvris There was real attraction between Cloud and Aerith in the original, not sure what you mean. When I played it for the first time I had no idea what was going on and him being with Aerith seemed plausible. Of course that's not really what was ever going to happen, because reasons.

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@Maziodyne_ Thanks for the spoiler! Bye!

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@GOGcom This wasn't an accident. Why are you flat out lying?

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@onkyo_dev Learned about the platforming secret of a fat ass from that One Goat, I see.

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@bealuvrx3 Their aim is better than yours.

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@StellarAvenger All these "NO WE WOULDN'T BE MAD BECAUSE SHE WAS FITTING" posts are funny because you just know the instant a black woman appeared on screen they'd start pissing and shitting themselves. They just can't go back and time to react appropriately for their agenda.

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@lieofcaelum Goals.

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@yummerszsz @copeittogether What made them "normal"?

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@my_momento29 @copeittogether Oh, did you take that as an offensive statement? Huh.

That 1% will be growing, by the way. It's not even "less than" anymore.

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@TryTheRyRy @yoracrab Hey wait a minute... She just drew you!

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@Much118x She doesn't belong in a fighting game. She belongs in the kitchen, cooking for her wife, Cloud.

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@HozureArt I was hoping the whole yordle thing wouldn't point to the obvious conclusion that you're a pedo but alas.

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@gendervoiddess @NINtendo_maya Most actual chuds I see dislike the girls in street fighter because they have actual character, physically and mentally. They complain that they don't look like Tekken girls, who are almost identical save for small differences and color swaps.

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@Casket_Case2 bungie please give vandal a chunky penis. bungie please give that bitch just an absolute breeder. please the game sucks unless i get to hear her two fat, synthetic balls clap together every time she double jumps

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@OWAnonymous_ I main her and I'm constantly making fun of her. The forced personality shift between OW1 and OW2 was ridiculous. DE SKYYEEEZZZZZZZ