Arn 

this account is basically anne frank if she shitposted on main

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[Arn  @ArnCFC]

has to be an all-time low that the FIFA president had to escort him behind the players lifting their trophy 😭😭

[Arn  @ArnCFC]

there's nothing in this world I want more rn than a palm-sized mudkip plushie

[Arn  @ArnCFC]

MOVE OVER SAN JUNIPERO WE STAN A NEW BLACK MIRROR SAPPHO COUPLE

[Arn  @ArnCFC]

the vulture just called the minecraft movie a "blocky horror pixel show" and I can't stop wheezing

[Arn  @ArnCFC]

me calling myself down during a panic attack:
we didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turning.

[Arn  @ArnCFC]

learning apache kafka so I can say my code is kafkaesque

[Arn  @ArnCFC]

hi sharks today i'm looking for $100 i'll add it to splitwise and promise i'll pay you back

[Arn  @ArnCFC]

me: [card declines at the italian restaurant] dang it, that's like the 5th time and they don't accept apple pay

willy:

[Willy Shakes @IAM_SHAKESPEARE]

Try what my credit can in Venice do;

[Arn  @ArnCFC]

straight people: wow that outfit looks really good on you

gay people:

[Willy Shakes @IAM_SHAKESPEARE]

Enter a SERVINGMAN

[Arn  @ArnCFC]

hey willy, when's the party rock in the house?

[Willy Shakes @IAM_SHAKESPEARE]

to-night.

[Arn  @ArnCFC]

but what is the punishment for sisyphus if he simply does not choose to push the boulder? push the boulder again? he's already not doing that. death? that would free him from the cycle.

[Arn  @ArnCFC]

somehow trump returned

[Arn  @ArnCFC]

just found out roosters in england are actually spelled "rorcestershire"

[Arn  @ArnCFC]

i had a prophetic vision

[Arn  @ArnCFC]

@duneinbio it's the US. they were also colonized by the same people. we're brothers in arms.

[Arn  @ArnCFC]

still baffles me how people hate brownie edges. do you like the morning sun shining on your face? the grass beneath your fingertips?

[Arn  @ArnCFC]

@duneinbio you asf:
https://t.co/FKc2QB1q9T

[Arn  @ArnCFC]

brat summer is almost over and i haven't slashed anyone's tires yet