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@KTlge2 @noFrontMilitar Thats not always easy to do.

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@ivins_chri91833 @Ford I took a chance on a 06 F150. I put on a new alternator and a set of spark plugs. I just rolled 300,000 on it. I got lucky. I love old Fords, but I would not buy a newer one.

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@JacksonCollier 4. Always optimistic.

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@Billyjack0845 @Super70sSports There’s still good people out there. You only hear about the bad ones these days.

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@Chris40924086 @BarstoolUA Thats what worries me. Too many wasted opportunities against tulsa.

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@therandomsec Merry Christmas.

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@akafaceUS Danger danger.

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@DB501BOY I miss the old days when everybody said Arkansas does more with less. Now looks like we’re even.

[Hillbilly @JamesHu27192912]

The Redneck's Admission to Heaven

A redneck named Bubba dies in a tragic four-wheeler accident and finds himself standing at the Pearly Gates.

Saint Peter greets him but looks a bit concerned."Bubba," Saint Peter says, "we’d love to let you in, but Heaven is getting pretty crowded.

To get in today, you have to pass a small test. You must answer three questions."

Bubba shuffles his boots, tips his camo hat, and says, "Alright, fire away. I went to Sunday school some.

"Saint Peter asks the first question:

"What days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?

"Bubba scratches his head, thinks for a second, and says,
"Well, that's easy! Today and Tomorrow!"

Saint Peter blinks, startled. "Well... that’s not exactly what I meant, but technically you're right.

Okay, second question:

How many seconds are there in a year?

"Bubba grins. "Twelve!"

Saint Peter frowns.

"Twelve? Bubba, how on earth do you get twelve seconds in a year?

"Bubba says, "January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd..."

Saint Peter rubs his temples, realizing he’s been outsmarted by redneck logic.

"Alright, Bubba. Last question.

Can you tell me God’s first name?"

Bubba beams with pride.

"Oh, that’s the easiest one yet!

His name is Andy."

Saint Peter looks completely baffled.

"Andy?! Where in the Bible did you get the name Andy?

"Bubba bursts out into song:

"Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own...

"Saint Peter sighs, opens the gate, and says,

"Come on in, Bubba. Bring your truck."

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@JacksonCollier Without a doubt, one of the best. I loved to watch him play.

[Virginia Flaggers @thevaflaggers]

On an expedition a Yankee Chaplain was captured. When he learned he was to be sent to General Forrest's headquarters he was very much distressed as he had heard so much of this fierce fighter. When he entered the headquarters General Forrest asked him to be seated. A little later supper was announced and the Chaplain was asked to share the meal. When all were seated the Chaplain was almost shocked to hear General Forrest reverently say "Parson, will you please ask the blessing." The next morning Forrest gave him an escort through his lines. When he told him good-bye he humorously said: "Parson, I would keep you here to preach for us if you were not needed so much more by the sinners on the other side."
~From -- Life of Nathan Bedford Forrest by John Allen Wyeth

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@PigTrailNation I watched this and swear I could hear I’ll be home for Christmas in the back ground.

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@RobbinDavi12927 @bmarcello It has already happened and we’re not recovering. Every now and then I take my beautiful integrity down off the mantle and polish it. It’s a wondeful reminder of days gone by.

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@UziCryptoo Ok. Holding a grudge isn’t against any law. HOA’s are nuts.

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@Afr030B0TiCiST @AmazingSights I didn’t almost spit out my tea but I did LOL. 😂

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@JacksonCollier 3.

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@AugustMyers65 @MichaelWBratton @thatSECpodcast Rich and overweight. He did his best.

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@JerryLynnNoble2 @MichaelWBratton @thatSECpodcast This was a practice for Georgia. Kirby didn’t drop the hammer.

[Hillbilly @JamesHu27192912]

I want to shake the hand of the guy who wrote this...

Have you ever seen a Muslim hospital?

Have you heard a Muslim orchestra?

Have you seen a Muslim band march in a parade?

Have you witnessed a Muslim charity?

Have you shaken hands with a Muslim Girl Scout?

Have you seen a Muslim Candy Striper?

The answer is no, you have not. Just ask yourself WHY ???

Barack Obama, during his Cairo speech, said: "I know, too, that Islam has always been a part of America 's history."

AN AMERICAN CITIZEN'S RESPONSE

Dear Mr. Obama:

Were those Muslims that were in America when the Pilgrims first landed? Funny, I thought they were Native American Indians.

Were those Muslims who celebrated the first Thanksgiving Day? Sorry again, those were Pilgrims and Native American Indians.

Can you show me one Muslim signature on the United States Constitution?

Declaration of Independence?

Bill of Rights?

Didn't think so.

Did Muslims fight for this country's freedom from England? No.

Did Muslims fight during the Civil War to free the slaves in America? No, they did not.

In fact, Muslims to this day are still the largest traffickers in human slavery. Your own half-brother, a devout Muslim, still advocates slavery himself, even though Muslims of Arabic descent refer to black Muslims as "pug-nosed slaves." Says a lot about what the Muslim world really thinks of your family's "rich Islamic heritage," doesn't it, Mr. Obama?

Where were Muslims during the Civil Rights era of this country?

Not present.

There are no pictures or media accounts of Muslims walking side by side with Martin Luther King, Jr. or helping to advance the cause of Civil Rights.

Where were Muslims during this country's Women's Suffrage era?

Again, not present. In fact, devout Muslims demand that women are subservient to men in the Islamic culture. So much so that they are often beaten for not wearing the 'hijab' or for talking to a man who is not a direct family member or their husband. Yep, the Muslims are all for women's rights, aren't they?

Where were Muslims during World War II?

They were aligned with Adolf Hitler. The Muslim grand mufti himself met with Adolf Hitler, reviewed the troops, and accepted support from the Nazi's in killing Jews.

Finally, Mr. Obama, where were Muslims on Sept. 11th, 2001?

If they weren't flying planes into the World Trade Center, the Pentagon, or a field in Pennsylvania, killing nearly 3,000 people on our own soil, they were rejoicing in the Middle East. No one can dispute the pictures shown from all parts of the Muslim world celebrating on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, and other cable news networks that day. Strangely, the very "moderate" Muslims whose asses you bent over backward to kiss in Cairo, Egypt on June 4th were stone cold silent post 9-11. To many Americans, their silence has meant approval for the acts of that day.

And THAT, Mr. Obama, is the "rich heritage" Muslims have here in America ...

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to mention the Barbary Pirates. They were Muslims.

And now we can add November 5, 2009 - the slaughter of American soldiers at Fort Hood by a Muslim major who is a doctor and a psychiatrist who was supposed to be counseling soldiers returning from battle in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Also, don't forget the Boston Marathon bombing on April 15.2013 was done by 2 Muslim Brothers. That, Mr. Obama, is the "Muslim heritage" in America

EVERY AMERICAN MUST READ THIS !!

Be sure to SEND IT TO ALL.

Muslim Heritage,

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@southwardgaucho @TreyWallace @antwanstaley You make a good point. I made it a point to not miss this game just because there was a good chance of him getting his slice of humble pie. Kiffin could turn college football into the wwe in another year or two. It would make it better if they could get him to wear clown makeup.