adhuongfvjon 🔞

surfs up

[adhuongfvjon 🔞 @AronHChan]

you vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about

[adhuongfvjon 🔞 @AronHChan]

im back on twitter : )

[Evan Liu @evanliuser]

@AronHChan sup

[adhuongfvjon 🔞 @AronHChan]

environmental professor: what do I put in a field of corn

student: a field of butter

[adhuongfvjon 🔞 @AronHChan]

went to a chinese restaurant with my dad and the people sitting at the table across from us brought their dog. their dog came to our table and the lady said "oh no get back over here we don't want you to be their dinner! haha sorry guys" 🤔

[adhuongfvjon 🔞 @AronHChan]

i take great pride and commitment in checking every single pistachio to make sure there are no lurking spiders so i dont have a bad time

[adhuongfvjon 🔞 @AronHChan]

alright im trying pistachios once more... this time they r not from costco wish me luck...

[adhuongfvjon 🔞 @AronHChan]

some guy just stole my seat in class and then continued to brag to his friend how good the seat was

??? pls

[adhuongfvjon 🔞 @AronHChan]

@RealSadLadHours good job e boy

[adhuongfvjon 🔞 @AronHChan]

@Ericeen 🤠 sad yeee haw

[adhuongfvjon 🔞 @AronHChan]

u know those trucks/taxis that say they're hiring drivers? today I saw one and it said not hiring... weird flex but ok thx for telling me u don't have a job for me

[adhuongfvjon 🔞 @AronHChan]

TA: alright guys we're going to do an ice breaker (laughs to self), tell us your name and favorite meme

terry: hi my name is terry and I don't know what a meme is

TA: get out

[adhuongfvjon 🔞 @AronHChan]

@semaphorisms no, do u want to go? i can give u the address

[adhuongfvjon 🔞 @AronHChan]

my professor just emailed all the env engineering students his address to invite us to a party at his house 🤔

[adhuongfvjon 🔞 @AronHChan]

Had to break my fingers for this s rank
https://t.co/b3hXmSnks5

[adhuongfvjon 🔞 @AronHChan]

IT HAPPENED AGAIN WHAT THE HECK!!!!! AM I CURSED???? I SWEAR I WILL NEVER EAT ANYMORE NO MATTER HOW DELICIOUS https://t.co/mwr1lk3xBY

[adhuongfvjon 🔞 @AronHChan]

i opened a pistachio and there was a fucking spider in it

i gotta go burn down my house and never eat pistachios ever again brb

[adhuongfvjon 🔞 @AronHChan]

@necktiefascist @CityOfDuckThugs Thank u

[adhuongfvjon 🔞 @AronHChan]

I saw a small child attempting to eat an unpeeled banana like a slice of watermelon. ??

[adhuongfvjon 🔞 @AronHChan]

I looked up the middle by zedd and the ad that played before the video started used the middle by zedd. wow.

[adhuongfvjon 🔞 @AronHChan]

@adswackhamer boy u gonna fail physics