Arousiak Turabian

feet of lead, cheese fetishist, rather sleepy

[Arousiak Turabian @Arouzikins]

You know shit is real when the idea of the Terminator as president of America is the comforting option. @Schwarzenegger

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@emilynussbaum One of the best goddamn essays I've read about this goddamn joke. https://t.co/uMXcMRIAEo

[Arousiak Turabian @Arouzikins]

Steve Bannon looks like he walked out of a chemical factory fire. That he set. Children inside. #stevebannonroast

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https://t.co/eeBmdWFelx

[Arousiak Turabian @Arouzikins]

@pattonoswalt Bannon looks like he came out of a chemical factory fire. That he set. Children inside.

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Here is a transcript of President Trump's comments on Dr. Martin Luther King at his Black History Month gathering this morning.

[Arousiak Turabian @Arouzikins]

Cut to child singing:
"The military police,
Is gonna take you to jail!" To the tune of Itsy Bitsy Spider

[Rogue NASA @RogueNASA]

If you're feeling overwhelmed and anxious today, remember that this is Leland Melvin's official NASA picture.

[Arousiak Turabian @Arouzikins]

When the 3-year old is singing "The military police is gonna take you to jail!" To tune of Itsy Bitsy Spider. FUCKED.

[Arousiak Turabian @Arouzikins]

#america

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Study the world! Talk to books! Smell a college! Eat the sky! https://t.co/rwUb2BTYnu

[Arousiak Turabian @Arouzikins]

@TrumpHotels that time I left the America that took me and my twelve family members in from a repressive regime and they let me back in.

[Arousiak Turabian @Arouzikins]

#iamanimmigrant

[Arousiak Turabian @Arouzikins]

Just please please please let us keep David Attenborough to help us with the End Times. #DavidAttenborough

[Arousiak Turabian @Arouzikins]

Is this thing on?