I love my girlfriend on a somewhat absurd level, completely without explanation. I'm a fan of her, an admirer of her, and I'm proud of her. I love her smile, her voice, her way, her quirks, and even the little things that probably only I notice. But above all, I love her soul.
Never sign an Argentinian again:
Garnacho - snake rat shit cunt.
Martinez - injury prone cunt.
Di Maria - snake cunt.
Tevez - snake cunt.
Heinze - snake cunt.
Veron - flop.
Rojo - flop.
Only good one was Sergio Romero.