Arrest Van Omaha

Like a free Uber, except you don't get to pick where you're going. Capricorn.

[Arrest Van Omaha @ArrestVanOMA]

He sees you when you’re shooty, he knows when you won’t leave.

He knows when you’re A-ABLE, so be cooperative for goodness sake!

[Arrest Van Omaha @ArrestVanOMA]

If your School administration wants you to walk out, is it still considered Civil Disobedience? Shouldn't it be more of a cheap field trip?

[Arrest Van Omaha @ArrestVanOMA]

It wasn't me https://t.co/5dIu7432xH

[MeanStreets Omaha @MeanStreetsOMA]

The repo man found some drugs inside the repo'd van. #OmahaScanner

[Arrest Van Omaha @ArrestVanOMA]

@RevTomDotCom @MeanStreetsOMA That is basically porn right there

[Bellevue Police @BellevuePolice]

Don’t let missing valuables ruin your Monday. Lock your car and house for the #9PMRoutine

[Arrest Van Omaha @ArrestVanOMA]

@OWHnews Yyeeeeeccchh

[World-Herald Huskers @OWHhuskers]

Nebraska basketball defeats Indiana, ties program record for conference wins #Huskers https://t.co/RsJAwdON56

[Arrest Van Omaha @ArrestVanOMA]

@OWHnews I'm going to honk my horn when they come nearby, and hope they drop it

[Arrest Van Omaha @ArrestVanOMA]

Major shout out to my pal the Toyota Corolla 4 breaking the 200 k mark.
Congratulations fella!

[Ryan Broderick @broderick]

1960: In the future, we'll be able to take a flying car to the moon

2018: We used the data from our porn site to prove everyone in Hawaii stress masturbated after someone accidentally texted them that they were all about to killed by a missile

[juanito bambino @JuanE_61]

@UNOmaha @MeanStreetsOMA

[New York Post @nypost]

Man reportedly rams stolen tank into supermarket, swipes wine https://t.co/KmrNOjXMHy

[Arrest Van Omaha @ArrestVanOMA]

Legend.
Would be honored to arrest. https://t.co/T36Y1K78E2

[Arrest Van Omaha @ArrestVanOMA]

What up everybody, today happens to be your favorite Arrest Van's BIRTHDAY!

[Arrest Van Omaha @ArrestVanOMA]

@MeanStreetsOMA "Possible" drunk driver? Holy mackerel I kind of hope so

[Arrest Van Omaha @ArrestVanOMA]

Snow tires ready...

[Arrest Van Omaha @ArrestVanOMA]

@OWHnews @micahmertes Spaceballs was better

[Arrest Van Omaha @ArrestVanOMA]

Is there a contest for vans? https://t.co/Ae3tySnmPb

[Miss Nebraska Org @MissNebraskaOrg]

IT COULD BE YOU!!! We are still looking for the next Miss Nebraska! Interested or know a great contestant? Just reply or email [email protected]! https://t.co/CPQTZ0DS0T

[Arrest Van Omaha @ArrestVanOMA]

@MeanStreetsOMA That's why I avoid https://t.co/DPb5Upt3uA

[World-Herald Huskers @OWHhuskers]

Nebraska volleyball beats Florida to win its fifth national championship https://t.co/4MOUzLILdW

[Nebraska Volleyball @HuskerVB]

NATIONAL CHAMPIONS‼️‼️‼️🔴🌽

#WithEachOtherForEachOther #whyNotus