Arron Banks

Likes: Brexit, Farage, £1000 teas with Patel Dislikes: Remainiacs, Remoaners, complicated Passwords #arronbanksleaks

[Ignacio Lopez @comedylopez]

Spanish imperial eagle looking for cars to shit on. 👀

[Arron Banks @ArronLeaks]

@punished_cait Train Guard detective.

[Ignacio Lopez @comedylopez]

Witnessed the most amazing thing on the train to Edinburgh yesterday. A guy boarded in Wigan & sat opposite me. He went to sleep for an hour.

When he woke up he bought a sandwich, ate it & went back to sleep. (This isn’t a maths test, you don’t need to know the distance/speed).

[Arron Banks @ArronLeaks]

Biased elite liberal law strikes again! 😡 tosh.

[Arron Banks @ArronLeaks]

@RobinWhitlock66 😡 @Twitter how do I delete this man’s account?

[Arron Banks @ArronLeaks]

Shit! Does anyone have the number of a solicitor who specialises in injunctions? @BorisJohnson? Come on, pal, I’m up buggery hill without any skis here.

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

It did almost crush me.

The only reason it didn't is because of my amazing lawyers & the generosity of 28,887 people.

But here's what you don't know. The judgment is *extraordinary*. 117 pages of FACTS.

About Russia, Brexit & the man who funded it.
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https://t.co/LwL2ZP7Ji7

[Arron Banks @ArronLeaks]

Nothing to see here.

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

The story of Arron Banks is intertwined with every single element of the above. That's for another time. What matters now is Ukraine. And the key to helping it is to understand that Putin isn't just coming for us next. He already has.
https://t.co/dMmuvUqjqH
FIN

[Arron Banks @ArronLeaks]

Ukraine is to Russia as the British conservative party is to Russia. It’s Russian.

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

Can you see it now?

[Arron Banks @ArronLeaks]

You couldn’t feed one of Boris’ 28 children with this.

[Arron Banks @ArronLeaks]

Boris, old chum. They’re onto us!

[Arron Banks @ArronLeaks]

Hey, @BorisJohnson mate, I think they’re buying this rubbish! Top work, we can have a pint in spoons by Wednesday by this rate!

[Arron Banks @ArronLeaks]

@Harperk1Kevin @realDonaldTrump @BorisJohnson @Nigel_Farage @KremlinRussia_E @NicolaSturgeon Fuck ‘em.

[Daniel Glyn @DanielGlyn]

Anyone who wants to exercise more than once a day can have one of mine if they want.

[Arron Banks @ArronLeaks]

Boris just text me his plans to set self employed people on fire for fuel.

[Clint Edwards @ClintJEdwards]

These days I won’t even get out of bed for anything less than £350 of cancelled freelance work

[Arron Banks @ArronLeaks]

Shit, shit, shit! Has anyone seen a piece of erm, fiction Boris was writing about selling the nhs to America? DEFINITELY not real, I think I left it in an Uber. Anyone?! BORIS PLEASE CALL ME BACK.

[Arron Banks @ArronLeaks]

Priti and I once skipped out on a massive bill at a small family owned restaurant, but it wasn’t our fault, it was the fault of the waiter who had gone to get the card machine.

[Arron Banks @ArronLeaks]

Private post: I hope this doesn’t get out!

[Arron Banks @ArronLeaks]

Quick post debate poll: am I completely buggered? #ITVLeadersDebate #arronbanksleaks

[Arron Banks @ArronLeaks]

@J0HN_MacPhee 😳 have you been watching my waterproof webcam? How did that get out???

[Arron Banks @ArronLeaks]

I’ve run out of toilet paper so I’ve just been using my love letters from Katie Hopkins.