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[ARÁKÙNRIN ÌYÈLỌLÁ 👷🏡 @IyelolaIge]

A woman sitting in front of me in church today could not control her son.

The boy was standing. Shouting. Disturbing the entire program.

She beat him. Twisted his ear.

Nothing worked.

Then the father walked in.

The moment that boy spotted his father from across the church he sat down immediately. Adjusted himself. Straightened up.

Quiet for the rest of the program.

The mother finally brought out her notepad and started jotting.

She looked so relieved.

I sat there watching all of this.

Never underestimate the presence of a father in a child's life.

Nobody said a word to that boy.

His father just walked in.

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Kenya’s imported cars face total taxes of about 70%–100% of their value, pushing prices higher.

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[Muthoni Njakwe @muthoni_njakwe]

Ezekiel was asked by God, “Can these dry bones live again?”

He didn’t argue. He simply said, “Sovereign Lord, You alone know.”
Then God told him: “Prophesy to them.”

Truly, words are seeds.
What you speak over your life matters.
Speak life into your goals.
Speak peace into your mind.
Speak hope into your future.

Even dry bones can rise again.
Don’t just survive, prophesy to your own life.

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[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

It’s either my uncle Waruthu is heavily bewitched… or the man is the luckiest dropout kikuyu in the history of Kenya.

This man dropped out in Class 6. No degree. No biashara. No master plan. Just inherited land and some anointed timing.

He starts in Kingeero with a plot left by his father.

Then boom Western Bypass construction comes slicing through it, then KeNHA appears and tells him,

“Waruthu, kindly move, but first collect your 16 million.”

Now a serious man would sit down, call a fundi, maybe an architect, maybe even think of rentals, biashara, mabati ya tenants, something sensible.

Not Waruthu.

Waruthu buys land in Gitaru for 4 million, puts up a 3-bedroom house, then takes the rest of the money and launches a one-man campaign of alcohol, women and complete financial vandalism.

The man did not spend money. He attacked it.

Two years later, before the dust even settles, KeNHA returns again.

This time for the Gitaru-Kikuyu interchange.

I’m not joking.

Same man. Same story. Same government. Another cheque.
19 million.

At this point you stop calling it luck. This is now a calling.

He moves to Manguo near Limuru town, buys about three-quarter acre, builds again for around 4 million, then does exactly what he had done before.

Not almost. Not roughly. Exactly.

House first, then the balance is taken hostage by bars, women and enjoyment until nothing remains except memories and hangovers.

Any other human being would learn.

Waruthu?

Waruthu behaves like a man who thinks compensation is a monthly salary.

Then last November Ruto launches the Rironi-Nakuru-Mau Summit Road project.

Now tell me why this man’s land is again sitting next to the highway like it had been booked in advance.

Again the government comes.

Again they acquire.

Again Waruthu is paid.

This time 25 million.

You people, there are men who hustle for 20 years and never smell 5 million.

This fool has made a full career out of being removed by road projects.

He doesn’t farm.

He doesn’t build wealth.

He doesn’t invest.

He just keeps positioning himself where tarmac will eventually develop feelings.

The last report we got was that he had moved to Ponda Mali in Nakuru.

Either there’s a powerful mganga somewhere blessing his land papers… or God has a very twisted sense of humour when it comes to my uncle.

The man is turning Kenyan infrastructure into his personal ATM.

Respect. 😂

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Whoever came up with KPLC's standard operating procedure was pure evil. You go to Kenya Power and tell them you want them to supply power; they make you buy the post, wire, and meter. They then tell you that those things you just bought are now the property of Kenya Power. They then charge you a fee to come and connect you to the grid. Then they make you wait for months. When you think they're done, just like major, they hit you with another banger: they randomly switch off power and don't shout at them. It must be nice 😊.

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