Art Dodd

Our Mums Said We Were Funny!!!

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@jimsmallman @ThisIs_Progress @frogandbucket 2 tickets to next Manc show Progress show please Jim. Sold out on me last two times haha! Or SSS16? Either, or.

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Subliminal @ThisIs_Progress advertising at @frogandbucket. You can thank us later @jimsmallman

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Rammo'd at @frogandbucket. Currently putting the techie out, by claiming the piano. On after the break friends! #beatthefrog

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We are live at @frogandbucket tomorrow eve for #beatthefrog. Come along and watch us get buzzed. #spannerintheworks

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We hit the live show game again this Wednesday from 8pm. Ape and Apple in Manchester. Come along and see if we can still get a slight 'lol'

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We shoved a foot pump up my arsehole!!! #pumpupbum #shitonasaturday #artdodd

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They could do with tattooing a chin on that bloke #tattoofixers

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Just sat here imagining how great a zone on crystal maze would be if it was designed on Ava's teeth #howtogetacouncilhouse #teethzone

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Ava's teeth + Janelle's nails = OPTIMUS PRIME!!! #howtogetacouncilhouse

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"There is quite a lot of things in the kitchen that need to be disposed of"... Like Janelle and her fucking nails #howtogetacouncilhouse

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What the fuck is that Janelle monster #howtogetacouncilhouse

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It's time for a change in the delivery business, it's time for... LESBIANS!! #dragonsden

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Shit music and more stabbings... I think you should give it a rest now... Your instigating deaths!! @Parklifefest

[Gary Dean @GaryHorler]

Hello...any friends living in Edinburgh willing to put me and a friend up during fringe for few nights? #wishful

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Tha' nowt better t'do toneet? Come along to THE WHISKEY JAR, MANCHESTER for humourous frivolities w/ ARTDODD and other fab acts. 7.30pm ish

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@Parklifefest just wondering... Is rape and Murder headlining this year?

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Les Dennis' acting is like that of a former successful entertainer who had a mental breakdo... Oh, wait.

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Sheffield United are close to signing Cardiff City right-back John Brayford.

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Stuart Murdoch is more terrible than any peadophile! And people who read the sun are succumb to that catogary #thesun