Jeffrey Baker

Order. Design. Tension. Composition. Balance. Light. Harmony.

[Melanie Kahl @melaniekahl]

@realDonaldTrump Why is a sitting president using twitter to chastise the attorney general he appointed? INSANE.

[Jeffrey Baker @ArtIsntEasy]

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[Jeffrey Baker @ArtIsntEasy]

I joined the #RetroRoundabout lottery to see SHE LOVES ME for $19.65 on TodayTix! Enter here: https://t.co/dvKszgvQwq

[Jeffrey Baker @ArtIsntEasy]

You're not talented. You're easily cast.

[Jeffrey Baker @ArtIsntEasy]

@DunkinDonuts Do you have a sister restaurant in Sevilla, Spain?? The similarities are staggering. #lawsuit

[Jeffrey Baker @ArtIsntEasy]

Do you ever look at someone in their 20's and think: "Damn. You are NOT gonna age well..."

[Jeffrey Baker @ArtIsntEasy]

A woman on the subway reading a Christian book entitled "Prepare For War". What's wrong with this picture?

[Jeffrey Baker @ArtIsntEasy]

"I need you more than I can say. I need you more than just today. I guess I need you more than you need me."

[Jeffrey Baker @ArtIsntEasy]

"Which add experience do you prefer?" I prefer none of those, sir. I just want to watch my #ModernFamily in peace.

[Jeffrey Baker @ArtIsntEasy]

That moment when you read a casting notice, your jaw hits the floor, and you say, "YES!!!" #bookingit2014 #LaJolla

[Jeffrey Baker @ArtIsntEasy]

After a year-long hiatus, I am back on OkCupid. Here goes nothing. #somedaymyprincewillcome

[Jeffrey Baker @ArtIsntEasy]

Never, ever look like shit at the airport, because you will ALWAYS run into someone you know.

[Jeffrey Baker @ArtIsntEasy]

They should design airplanes like they do buses: exits in the front AND back.

[Jeffrey Baker @ArtIsntEasy]

Tonight I said 'goodbye' to the only man I've ever loved. Not sure where to go from here.

[Jeffrey Baker @ArtIsntEasy]

@Rosie I wonder if this lady puts them in the freezer like you do...

[Jeffrey Baker @ArtIsntEasy]

"No, what matters is the blame-- somebody to blame."

[Jeffrey Baker @ArtIsntEasy]

Cock-a-doodle-do!

[Jeffrey Baker @ArtIsntEasy]

"Yes, we have come from a long way, friends say wrong way.
Still, I only know when you hold me, it feels like home"

[Jeffrey Baker @ArtIsntEasy]

I simply do not want summer to end.

[Jeffrey Baker @ArtIsntEasy]

I can't wait to be a dad someday.... but first I'll focus on having a successful third date.