Allyn Fry

You know, life sucks ass. But at least I don’t do it to my wife

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@aliahdomino Because it is his duty as a son to irritate his mother as much as humanly possible.
Source: my mother

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@aliahdomino I have never once claimed not to be a nerd, mine is just less niche

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@aliahdomino Wait but that looks fire

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@aliahdomino @Aerie I wore some random Walmart leggings as a base layer for a costume one time and my life was forever changed

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@JaredDomino7 Two yellows

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@aliahdomino Kids got the best taste in movies and music

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@aliahdomino Legally? Unfortunately no

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@JaredDomino7 @Popeyes Legendary promo

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@aliahdomino Can confirm he is a professional hater

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@aliahdomino Straight up asked her to do a drive by c-section

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@ScooterMagruder Coaches can’t challenge in playoff OT

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@aliahdomino He’s way too smart for his own good

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@badjokesbyty A truly horrifying image, thank you

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@aliahdomino Can’t blame the kid for loving a milkshake 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@aliahdomino Showed it to Kenna and she basically cried

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@aliahdomino I’ve been listening to audiobooks with Bluetooth headphones

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@aliahdomino The comfiest clothes on planet earth

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Friends please go listen to the Sleep Token album. It’s got something for everyone.

[Allyn Fry @ArtemisFrye]

@Sleep_Token thank you for blessing me with the best album I’ve heard in years