Matthew Beddow

🦈For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing🥃 Being a Beagle is all fun and games till someone sticks you in the bath. 🐾

[Matthew Beddow @ArthurBbeagle]

🐾"These aren't the droids you're looking for."

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

A handy reminder: the new edition of Private Eye is on sale now!

[Matthew Beddow @ArthurBbeagle]

@beaglefacts It was an absolute fluffbath

[Matthew Beddow @ArthurBbeagle]

@AngelaDHillis @beaglefacts We sing these lyrics all the time hahaha

[Beagle Facts @beaglefacts]

Our researchers have established that 97.8% of stuffed toys will rapidly deteriorate after being introduced to an environment with a #beagle. The cause of this is still unknown. #beaglefacts

📷 @ArthurBbeagle / Twitter

[Matthew Beddow @ArthurBbeagle]

@MikeHughes_ Feel your pain Mike.

[Mike Hughes @MikeHughes_]

Hello, my name is Toby and if there’s the excrement of a forest-dwelling animal on the ground, I’m rolling in it!

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

This has very strong "Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive" energy

[LBC @LBC]

'In the next 60 seconds I'm going to raise £20bn for you.'

This caller amazes Nick Ferrari with tax proposals that could be enacted 'tomorrow' to help Brits with the cost of living.

@NickFerrariLBC

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My dad gives my 4 Yr old daughter a £10 note every time we visit. She prefers a 'gold coin' so I trade her.

[Baby K @beadysass]

Been working on Gandalf the white #LordoftheRings digital painting

[Simon Hoare MP @Simon4NDorset]

I don’t wish to be rude BUT who the hell is an unelected, failed Minister to tell any MP what to do? For some unknown reason David Frost perpetually thinks we give a flying xxxx what he thinks. We don’t and we won’t

[Just Jules @juliebrenn45]

Seeing #BringBackBoris trending!

[Beth Rigby @BethRigby]

Is Boris Johnson an honest man?
Kemi: Sometimes
Penny: Severe issues & he paid price
Rishi: Trust & honesty part of reason I resigned
Liz: He's been clear he made mistakes
Tom: No (gets applause) #C4LeaderDebate

[robert mitchum archive @mitchumarchive]

Robert Mitchum, John Wayne and James Caan on set of El Dorado

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Nastiest skid mark in history complains about the state of underpants.

[LBC @LBC]

'Stop it now, get up from your desks, walk away, no more.' 

In an extraordinary call this serving civil servant urges his colleagues who are facilitating Boris Johnson's 'lies' to quit. 

@mrjamesob