Arthur Gary Simpson, CDL

TAMU ‘67, Ball knower, beer drinker, PATRIOT, Huge Nico Harrison hater, 3X Divorced 🏆,Aggie sports, NASCAR, and driving big rigs

[Arthur Gary Simpson, CDL @ArthurGarySim]

To whom it may concern:

I have seen a staggering uptick in people laughing about people watching college football games on their phones while attending weddings. Acting like it is something to laugh about. In reality, it is the greatest crisis facing our nation today.

Scheduling a wedding in the fall is far and away the most selfish, and unpatriotic thing a person could do. Even if my team is on the road I am NOT coming to your wedding with passive aggressive bartenders, and cold, pre plated chicken and broccoli. Pizza, beer, and college football will forever be more important than what you think is your special day.

I am calling on all college football fans, patriots, and the disabled to all rise against the idea of fall weddings. RSVP no until the invites stop coming.

Thank you for your attention to this matter

#CancelFallWeddings
#BoycottFallWeddings

- Arthur Gary Simpson CDL

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@OleMiss Call it Woke Miss from now on #gay 🫵

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@BlueJays Fuck islam

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@avesdb His improvement year over year was also remarkable, a lot of people took a quarterback who improves instead of regresses for granted.

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@ND_Enthusiast06 @avesdb Holy ball knowledge. I like you more and more every time you tweet. Patriot. 🫵

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But Florida literally beat Texas this year, at Texas. 😭

(This is satire, I typically don’t need to add this note, but sip loves to argue about everything. I understand that this is about academics)

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JUST IN: University of Texas at Austin ranks #1 in City Journal's 2026 college rankings, followed by the University of Florida & Notre Dame.

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#NewProfilePic
#OperationBlackout

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@BarstoolTexasAM #BallGate

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@isgitt_joh53252 @lukeevangelist_ I’m assuming the get in price last night was maybe $5

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@USCBigdog No, I park, and walk, not far at all.

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Here’s the official review of Columbia South Carolina:

Stadium is horrific. The lines for beer, water, food, bathrooms is outrageous.

Fans are quite friendly, atmosphere really picks up in the 4th but beyond that, mid.

City is okay, tailgate scene is very weak. Stadium is super far away from town.

Miles behind College Station, but a good win for them.

Cheers,
Gary

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@USCBigdog There is ample parking in the area, most of which is free.

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@chris5haffey @DarknessThere52 Had a guy in Aggie park blow a .3 last year, so I’d say yeah

[Texas A&M Basketball @aggiembk]

COMING IN AT NUMBER ONE 👍 #SCTop10

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@USCBigdog Aggie park is right next to the stadium, which is on campus by the way. Nice try, but you are very wrong.

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@BigggAl17 @CF_Budge I was beyond shocked that he missed that. We are bitter rivals with those bastards from South Carolina

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@OUDTX00 @BrodyLusk247 Respect the system schools please

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This is so embarrassing. I haven’t seen attendance (and the student section) this bad since 2021.

A&M has a fringe top 25 team, they’re super exciting to watch, and Bucky is literally giving away his own money to incentivize people to show up… and we can’t even get 500 students here.

You like Bucky Ball and want to keep Bucky here? Actually show up whether they’re playing Bryan High at 6 am on Tuesday morning or Texas in prime time. This is the kind of attendance that will make your coach leave for a school that actually cares about basketball.

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@lukeevangelist_ FUCK

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@Catamount_521 @1lifeofJ Well let’s see I have 500+ followers and you have less than 40 so I think you’re the real loser here.