Arthur Muscles

I don't know what I'm saying

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It would be so frustrating to be friends with Forrest Gump. I would always be telling him to shut up about the sixties and seventies.

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@mothmannews Taking a heroic dose and watching 48 hours of Lex Fridman, reassembling my ego while Lex and friends discuss jiu jitsu, islam, and the difference between love and hate. When I emerge I will be the most evil man on earth.

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I'm the guy Michael Richards said all that stuff to. I have so many unanswered questions about that night

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I was honored to make this poster for the first movie by @matthewgoldin and @jayweingarten. I feel so much honor it’s making me sick.

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

I made Spin! with @jayweingarten over the course of 5 years. Our magnum opus is finally making its debut.

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

I made Spin! with @jayweingarten over the course of 5 years. Our magnum opus is finally making its debut.

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@LocalDingus My daughter was completely liquefied when accepting a hug from Majin Buu. The EMT told me her remains wouldn’t even have clogged the atomizer on a cologne bottle

[Max Ernst @artisternst]

Janus #artbots #ernst

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YARROW MARKET

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Something for all the nudity lovers

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I’m starting a thread of my art. And also guess what: this is that thread

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Damn.

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Oh hell yeah

[pierce @cringe_genius]

Frog Unlocked
https://t.co/eSVeVANb8R

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Do yourself a favor and google "full frontal nudity.” You won't be disappointed

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Sharks, today I’m pitching an island where children act savagely to each other

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@lilyjblbj Comedy is legal again on twitter

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Remember the hookah smoking caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland? That guy was awesome. More bugs should smoke weed

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I want the pope to die. I have a great tweet for when he passes away (it’s respectful)

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@TurnipsOddAudio Oh, damn.

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@JeffBezos I’m far from the first person to say this, but you should go with 26-year-old kid film critic Lights Camera Jackson

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@yeahwhoanice Thanks Michelle! Bugs are great