Rosstopher

Guitars & Vocals in Deaf Revival, Embarrassing in Stand Up, Amatuer at radio @theMax981. Hugs & Kisses. #MemphisComedy

[Rosstopher @ArtificialRoss]

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

[Jeremy Prime @DDayCobra]

Shane O'Mac, Triple H and Stephanie are sitting behind Linda McMahon.

The Attitude Era is here 💪

[Rosstopher @ArtificialRoss]

@NBAMemes That's just mean.

[Rosstopher @ArtificialRoss]

@ayroned It's the same reason why they make school buses yellow, so you'll see them from afar and hate kids.

[Rosstopher @ArtificialRoss]

@GrantAfseth That Kidd look.

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Nikki Glaser just did an Adam Sandler impression of Timothée Chalamet's name...and then got Adam Sandler join in lol

#GoldenGlobes

[Rosstopher @ArtificialRoss]

📷Manually folding a cat’s ears and laughing at its lovable, hate-soaked, dumb-bitch ass📷

[Rosstopher @ArtificialRoss]

Wow, a McDonald's employee turned him in. That's the most Filet-O-Fish thing I've ever heard.

[Rosstopher @ArtificialRoss]

Yo, I'm diving into a bunch of @waltphelanmusic songs and they're fucking great. Great production and song writing. Well done!

https://t.co/jOYOwBFHRv

[Rosstopher @ArtificialRoss]

What if Biden put on his aviators, pulled out a Glock, and shot both turkeys instead?

Those are the Dems I miss.

[Rosstopher @ArtificialRoss]

Boo This man.

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

This mixtape of Joel Embiid is wild.

[Rosstopher @ArtificialRoss]

It's like Taylor Sheridan also got sick of watching those talentless nothings throw paint on Monets and decided "How about a Yellowstone but oil?"

Also, Ali Larter about to screw with the heads of every girl I graduated with in high school.

[Rosstopher @ArtificialRoss]

Just finished Blood Meridian and I'm not sure I'll let someone merge in traffic ever again.

[Rosstopher @ArtificialRoss]

Whenever I think of evil personified, I think of Percival C. McLeach voiced by George C. Scott in Rescuers Down Under.

[Rosstopher @ArtificialRoss]

Wish young people would bring back smoking the same way they brought back vinyl. There’s no way Zyn bros and vape gals not abusing me in an old age home in 40 years. Shit, 30 years. Forgot I’m already old.

[Rosstopher @ArtificialRoss]

@TheDunkCentral @JimmyTraina Good, not enough oxygen in the room for that.

[Rosstopher @ArtificialRoss]

I'm telling you these cabinet picks are genius. You pick the guy who pushed imaginary pool oil on tv and the villain from Chip & Dales cartoons, they get rejected, and you get the guy you really wanted who will outlaw dancing in public.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Matt Gaetz says he is withdrawing his name from consideration to be President-elect Donald Trump's attorney general. https://t.co/MhjGQLUeln

[Rosstopher @ArtificialRoss]

Prime not leaving @CUBuffsFootball any time soon. He likes Subarus and women with big hands way too much now.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Five-star QB Julian Lewis, the No. 2 recruit in the 2025 ESPN 300, committed to Colorado, he announced to @PatMcAfeeShow.

[Rosstopher @ArtificialRoss]

@TheNBACentel @TMZ @KDTrey5 Let's be real, this is the most Kevin Durant thing that Kevin Durant would do.

[Rosstopher @ArtificialRoss]

Honestly, this is the most Kevin Durant thing Kevin Durant would do.

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Kevin Durant and Brittney Griner are reportedly in a “secret” relationship, per @TMZ

[Rosstopher @ArtificialRoss]

You ever have someone tell you their dream, and you can't believe you sleep with this stupid person?