Melissa Latimer

#Artist. Creator. #Lover. #yogi Animal Rescuer. #Daydreamer. Should be #Comedian. Family is my world. Thinking outside of the box is my thing.

[Melissa Latimer @Artist_Mel415]

*my dad just got a Tesla*
Me: drive the Tesla today?
Dad: no, I thought it may rain.
M: it rained yesterday.
D: I didn’t drive it.
M: you aren’t driving bc of rain?!
D:**silence**
M: don’t know how to use the windshield wipers do you??
D: not a DAMN clue.
😂😂 #teslaproblems

[Melissa Latimer @Artist_Mel415]

@JulioRegalado11 😂😂😂😂

[Melissa Latimer @Artist_Mel415]

I 199% fan girled over Gronk today. And I have 0% shame over it. #Gronkowski #gronk #footballgirl

[Melissa Latimer @Artist_Mel415]

I legit just text someone “moosha moosh”…thinking they’d know what I meant…I’ve never felt more Italian in my life. #madone #ibetyousayitwrong

[Melissa Latimer @Artist_Mel415]

@JulioRegalado11 Hahaha I miss you and your mollys!!!

[Melissa Latimer @Artist_Mel415]

The only time I buy a Barbie doll is when I’m making a penis cake. #peniscakeforthewin

[Melissa Latimer @Artist_Mel415]

I legit forgot about twitter for a hot minute 😳

[Melissa Latimer @Artist_Mel415]

I forgot abt twitter, but that #HalfTimeShow! #besthalftimeshow

[Melissa Latimer @Artist_Mel415]

@aliciavflores Aloha on West Ave!!! Kat says it's the best!!!

[Melissa Latimer @Artist_Mel415]

@Kimmie_Nunez @dunkindonuts Yesss girl! I’ve already had my fix for the day & even Georgie is trying to get hers 😂 #dunkinfolife

[Melissa Latimer @Artist_Mel415]

My brother just told me that my dad gave him some THC gummies. I’m not surprised by my dad having them at all, but brother said he actually took one. I’m shook.

[Melissa Latimer @Artist_Mel415]

Sometimes I really dislike that gps biatch bc when she’s yells at me to tell me where to turn she scares THE SHIT outta me!

[Melissa Latimer @Artist_Mel415]

So much for not going to bones today; left my damn card there last night 🙄 #babyshowerfail

[Melissa Latimer @Artist_Mel415]

The lady that works the counter (not even drive thru) @dunkindonuts just screamed across the store at me & the dogs “you guys make my day, everyday!!!”
Same girl. Same.
I almost started crying 💛🐶🐶🐶🐶

[Melissa Latimer @Artist_Mel415]

This morning I brought the puppies to @dunkindonuts and EVERY SINGLE employee came to the window to see them. #itsdone #keepingthem #7dogs

[Melissa Latimer @Artist_Mel415]

I really don't like when I meet ppl during winter, bc as soon as it gets warmer & I wear shorts they have no clue I'm an amputee & it's awkward for everyone.

Wouldn't it be more awkward if I introduce myself like "I'm Mel & I have one leg" 😂😳

[Melissa Latimer @Artist_Mel415]

It isn't the first time I've said this & am sure it wont be the last; I tell my dad everything & he will always, always tell me what's up, my favor or not. Luckily, this time, I'm not in the wrong. #mydadisbetterthanyours

[Melissa Latimer @Artist_Mel415]

Remember last year when all we did was talk about Covid??

[Melissa Latimer @Artist_Mel415]

I'm soo glad I'm not a chick flick type of girl. I've picked the last 3 movies & I'm pretty positive I've made an impression. #hebroughtsnacksalso