Arthur

(he/him)I’m a 23 yr old Virginian who is simply enjoying the little things & everyday-life, with my cat, Saki ₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎ 🐾

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@KodaKuhn You’re very pretty my friend! Look at those arms & tiddies babe, you’ve been putting in the work and it looks good on you💪❤️

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My cat really tried to steal my tortilla off of my plate smh

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cat woke me up just now cuz a bug flew onto my pillow. He killed it, & carefully inspected my pillow to make sure it didn’t have any friends. I couldn’t be more proud of my lil baby🩷👏

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JK they were police lights💀

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Some of the Christmas lights on these houses got me thinking police lights are flashing, so I stay driving -5 the speed limit. Meanwhile, these NOVA drivers wanna go.+10

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Some of the Christmas lights on these houses got me thinking police lights are flashing, so I stay driving -5 the speed limit. Meanwhile, these NOVA drivers wanna go.+10

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@ovmoro That’s what I would call it
Someone I know recently called it something I’ve never heard before, so I’m curious if anyone else calls it whatever it was that he called it lol

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‼️please tell me how you would refer to the things in the red circles‼️

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‼️‼️Please respond with the first thing that pops into your head‼️‼️

(If we were walking & you got a lil cut from one of these, what would you say cut you? What’s the name you’d give to the thing that cut you?)

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Happy pride month!

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[*scene* – me & my coworker (Cwkr) just arrived at an unfamiliar job site]

(Me)—Are we near…?
*name of different/familiar job site*?

(Cwkr)–No. We’re near…
*tells me the job site that we are currently at*

(Me)—oh… okay…

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Don’t even attempt to help your bf/gf improve themself

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These birds are being homophobic I swear

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Update: it’s at 11

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Update: it’s at 11

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Wtf did I do to piss off all the birds in the dmv?! I just washed my car last week and I already have like 7 bird poops on my car

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Please quit your job… You are fake/phony & you are always acting stupid/ignorant.
You’d be a great politician tho!

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Trying to be discrete about it by covering it in a paper towel

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eating just two pieces of bread trying to pretend it’s a sandwich so I seem less poor

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Does anyone legitimately wake up and think to themself “I love life!”

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Sometimes it’s just helpful to hear “I’m sorry!”

Most of the time it’s not that helpful tho… like if I’m pissed off don’t say “I’m sorry” cuz that’s not helping. Just match my energy until I start laughing my ass off cuz that’s usually when I realize I’m actually okay & not mad

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@KodaKuhn Text me more details and it will be arranged😋