Artybud @ArtybudIRL - Twitter Profile

4 days ago

A bad planner closes your minimum-spend gap with bottles. A good one closes it with something thoughtful that actually makes your night better.

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Artybud @ArtybudIRL

5 days ago

"We'd love to host you... just not for under seven thousand dollars." Every event requires a minimum spend. To reach it, you're not negotiating the price for a private event. You're negotiating how you get there.

ArtybudIRL's tweet photo. "We'd love to host you... just not for under seven thousand dollars."

Every event requires a minimum spend. To reach it, you're not negotiating the price for a private event. You're negotiating how you get there. https://t.co/MxmFdEUJoJ

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Artybud @ArtybudIRL

8 days ago

Hosting isn't a checklist. It's a skill. Host - "It's my job to worry. It's the guests job to relax and have fun." That's the entire role of hosting. Nobody teaches it

ArtybudIRL's tweet photo. Hosting isn't a checklist. It's a skill.

Host - "It's my job to worry. It's the guests job to relax and have fun."

That's the entire role of hosting. Nobody teaches it https://t.co/mH8nmjnNaa

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Artybud @ArtybudIRL

10 days ago

$7.5K was my guess. $8K was the real minimum spend on this private London dinner. Guesses are free. Confirmation isn't.

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12 days ago

Attention is cheap. A seat at the table isn't. Ads + creative get quicker and cheaper to make but more easily ignorable. Fixed number of seats at dinner creates scarcity + status. People LOVE posting about their status. These dinners are selling chosen.

ArtybudIRL's tweet photo. Attention is cheap. A seat at the table isn't.

Ads + creative get quicker and cheaper to make but more easily ignorable.

Fixed number of seats at dinner creates scarcity + status. People LOVE posting about their status. These dinners are selling chosen. https://t.co/6HEiaVz5wa

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Artybud @ArtybudIRL

14 days ago

A brand can buy a million impressions tonight. It cannot buy a 21st seat at a 20-seat dinner. Smart brands stopped buying attention and started selling chosen.

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