Arushi

a person, trivia paglu, sometimes a runner, situation based optimist

[𝖺 @r5nv_]

women will literally say "idk maybe i’m crazy" right before predicting the exact sequence of what's coming next with total psychic accuracy

[Arushi @Arusheeyy]

What’s the fast males do for long lives of their wives?

If women especially don’t have an answer to this then god bless your critical thinking 🫶🏾

[Arushi @Arusheeyy]

@_DonttextyourEx At my wits end with all the f nonsense going around for this day

[CocchiDeer @CocchiDeer]

Licc

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Two stages of research:

1) I think I’m onto something
2) oh no

[NIDHI @nidhiiisharmaaa]

Indian dads: don't marry for looks
Meanwhile mom’s old picture:

[Arushi @Arusheeyy]

Spotted on sissys arm

[Arushi @Arusheeyy]

If threshold is increased any further it may short circuit

[PROFESSOR @SIGMAPROFESSOR]

the secret to life is to deliberately expose urself to higher levels of suffering until lower level suffering becomes irrelevant. Otherwise, u'll spend ur entire life crying over trivial pain, achieving nothing worthy of it. Increase ur threshold.

[NEET @NEETOCRACY]

“Support small businesses” = pay $7 for a coffee made by a fаggot

[Tyson.nie 📸 @tysonphotoo]

The more you fuck around the more you find out

[skand 🪔 @binarySmith18]

top 5 ai-proof jobs
- thekedaar
- bhoo mafia
- property dealer
- pradhan adhyapak
- shaadi mein tent lagane wala

[｡ @dontloverx]

parents be like “we know everything about you” and it’s just facts from when you were 8

[شرمط @ccumlord]

cant decide if i wanna light a cigarette or light myself on fire

[𓅓 @ufw_Anomaly]

currently soft launching my disappearance

[Arushi @Arusheeyy]

Babu vs Fauj mein jeet babu ki hoti hai

[sunetra choudhury @sunetrac]

Big breaking news in HT via @rahulsinghx - yesterday, the government took over air force's golf course. club's activities suspended till "further notice"- do read details here https://t.co/SYTl0PmiLA

[Arushi @Arusheeyy]

Truth is the truth but it can sound truer

[Arushi @Arusheeyy]

@gauravsabnis You’re wrong. They are actually off their chairs at 4-4:30. Last hour is for chai sutta

[Arushi @Arusheeyy]

At that stage in life where little markers of patriarchal piss the F off. Like I’m sorry why is your daughter fasting the entire day and even then you are the one to give gifts to her in-laws.

Pura desh he dimag se paidal hai kya?

[Vismut @Samyana_]

vismut everyday

[Arushi @Arusheeyy]

@sone_do_mujhe She thinks I should shut it 🤣🥲

[Arushi @Arusheeyy]

In your experience, generally which kid tends to do better in life? The elder or younger one?