Arshman Saleem

Hey EveryOne! The Man behind this Account is called “Arshman Saleem”. Currently, I live in Karachi, Pakistan. By Profession, I'm a Software Engineer.

[Arshman Saleem @Arxhman]

اتوار کو اگر ہم میچ ہاریں گے، تو ہم اکیلے نہیں ہاریں گے
سعودیہ بھی ہمارے ساتھ ہارے گا

#PakistanCricket #SaudiArabia #PakSaudiDefencePact #Pakistan

[Arshman Saleem @Arxhman]

پاکستانی روپیہ سعودی ریال تصور ہو گا
معاہ��ہ ہو گیا

#SaudiArabia #Pakistan

[Arshman Saleem @Arxhman]

Saudia par Hamla, Pakistan par hamla mana jaey ga
Or esi tarah Pakistan ka Qarza, Saudia ka qarza mana jaeyga.

#Saudi_arabia #Pakistan #Saudi

[Arshman Saleem @Arxhman]

محبت کیا ہے؟

محبت دو احمقوں کے درمیان ایک غلط فہمی کا نام ہے،
جسے پہلے عقل آجائے وہی بے وفا کہلاتا ہے۔

[Arshman Saleem @Arxhman]

I hate the concept of having "BIRYANi" at someone's place where a person has died. Dil kesy manta hai khana khaany ko?? I've literally heard aunties discussing k khaany me kya hai. Have some empathy please. Janaza uthta nhi k khaany ki par jati hai.

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We are sorry brothers, we have trillions to buy MNAs but we need foreign help to rescue you 💔😭

#بےحس_حکمران_ڈوبتی_عوام

[Arshman Saleem @Arxhman]

اگر اذانیں دینے سے بارشیں نہیں رک رہی،
تو 50 کی چیز 50 میں اور 100 کی چیز 100 میں بیچ کر دیکھیں. شاید قدرت کو رحم آ جائے۔ 😭😭

#ڈوب_رہا_ہے_پنجاب
#بےحس_حکمران_ڈوبتی_عوام
#سیلاب_زدگان_آپکی_مددکےمنتظر

[Arshman Saleem @Arxhman]

Johny johny..
Yes papa!
Private job.
Yes papa!
Lot of tension..
Yes papa!
Too much work..
Yes papa!
Family life..
No papa!
Bp-sugar..
High papa!
Yearly bonus..
Joke papa!
Monthly pay..
Low papa!
Personal life..
Lost papa!

Weekly off!
Ha Ha Ha😄😄😄

#Work #Job

[Arshman Saleem @Arxhman]

کراچی والو، اس بار حافظ نعیم الرحمان صاحب کا شہر کے مئیر کیلئے انتخاب پر غور کرو.

[Arshman Saleem @Arxhman]

Pakistan took New Zealand this close and took it away so that they can feel what it felt like when they came and left without playing.
#CongratulationsPakistan #PakvsNz
#PakvsNewzealand #PakVsSecurityIssue

[Arshman Saleem @Arxhman]

MBBS is extremely Overrated in Pakistan. Don't torture your kids by forcing them to do MBBS, let them do whatever they LOVE and wanna persue as a career. Your kid doing MBBS may satisfy your Ego & Dream but it destroy the DREAMS of your kid.

[Arshman Saleem @Arxhman]

Jashan-e-Azadi tw hum 90's waly manatay thay. Pura ghar, pura mohalla jhandiyon or jhando se bhara hota tha, Soundless cracker hoty thay, pura din speaker pr milli naghmay lagy rehty thy.
Ak kal k bachon ko pta hi nhi hai Party kese krte hain, khaali pa'n pa'n lagai hoi hai. 😂😐

[Arshman Saleem @Arxhman]

@usmaniftikhar52 Branded le do ap xD

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Me Buying Rs 200/- Handsfree for the 10,000 times but won't buy an original one because that's too expensive.

[Arshman Saleem @Arxhman]

Education in our country gives more stress and less knowledge.
#Education #EducationForAll

[Arshman Saleem @Arxhman]

When Molana Tariq Jameel said:
"Deen tw kehta hai naachnay wali se bhi Nafrat na kro, Or tm Naik logon mein Aibb Talash karty ho. Kabhi yun bhi tw dekha kro keh Tum kya kerty ho". I felt this! 😞

[Arshman Saleem @Arxhman]

Someone: How unique are you?
Me: Puray School, College and University mein, meray naam ka koi aur student nahi tha.

[Arshman Saleem @Arxhman]

135 mai tou hum Karachi ki Biryani bhi na den, Or yeh Trophy lenay agaey hain.

#KarachiKings #KarachivsLahore #FinalMatch #PSL2020

[Arshman Saleem @Arxhman]

NO, it's not India vs Pakistan, it will be Karachi vs Lahore in PSL final. Goosebumps💪🔥
#KKVLQ #HBLPSLV #Karachi #TiyyarHain

[Arshman Saleem @Arxhman]

Pakistan's education system in 3 lines,
Invest your money on your child approximately 40Iacs so he can waste his remaining life for 30 thousand salary.

#EducationSystem #Jobs #business #Careers