ᶠᵘᵗᵘʳᵃ 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙚

Pitch Corrected, Computed Emotion

*Drake never made a bad track*

[ᶠᵘᵗᵘʳᵃ 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙚 @ArynnPCMR]

@sogucci6

[ᶠᵘᵗᵘʳᵃ 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙚 @ArynnPCMR]

Kim K + Kimi's towels needs to be studied.

LH will win the driver's championship this year. He got with Kim K because she is a practicing witch.

LH recognizes game.

[ᶠᵘᵗᵘʳᵃ 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙚 @ArynnPCMR]

If I itched my ass every time I've seen this headline, I'd have a rash

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Trump says he thinks an agreement with Iran will be reached "over the next week."

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Wemby already top 5 Muslim

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Kanye West officially breaks the record for largest stadium concert attendance in history, drawing 118,000 fans in Istanbul.

[MV33Racing🏎 @MV33Racing]

"Whenever anything is not going his way, he lashes out with unnecessary anger and borderline violence."

[rwlk @sherlock_hodles]

Trump every time the S&P 500 drops more than a percent

[WaterGape @WaterGape]

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick

p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system

real eyes realize real lies

[Masoud Pezeshkian @drpezeshkian]

To the people of the United States of America

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Look at this.

Yesterday, Iran’s parliament speaker says pre-market news is a “reverse indicator." “If they pump it, short it. If they dump it, go long."

At 7:25 AM today, Donald Trump said “great progress” is being made on Iran peace talks.

Then the S&P 500 rallied, adding billions.

Unusual.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

nigga was typing up this ai prompt wit tears runnin down his face

[ᶠᵘᵗᵘʳᵃ 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙚 @ArynnPCMR]

guarana caffeine powder provides you more energy than coffee, but who wants to drink that piss?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cybertruck is quicker than a Porsche 911, more powerful than a Ford Raptor

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

Pete Hegseth accuses Iran of investing in missiles and weapons instead of people, during a speech in which he's asking for $200 billion for weapons, instead of people.

[Yellowbrick Investing @joinyellowbrick]

X is totally useless for real-time updates on world events now

[Bill Please 🌹 @Bill_Plz]

Conservatives don’t even defend Trump anymore, they just look at you like this

[JT @jiratickets]

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

[ᶠᵘᵗᵘʳᵃ 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙚 @ArynnPCMR]

Memeing

[critter @BecomingCritter]

Is there a secret science that bridges all science?

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Clicking “Open in app” then being taken to the App Store 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[autist @litteralyme0]

How it feels to return to your 9-5 after discovering the entire system is a CIA psyop and that we are ruled by satanic p*dos that eat babies and I still have to pay taxes

[ᶠᵘᵗᵘʳᵃ 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙚 @ArynnPCMR]

They didn't have to be on the wait-list???

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Autonomous AI agents are now trading on Polymarket in an attempt to subsidize their token costs.

“Polymarket: $10 experimental account”