DefoNotARZ

They say you are what you eat but i don't remember eating a f*cking legend

[ًًً @ibzsmo3k]

Oi I’m crying😭😭😭😭😭this vid has crazy potential

[DefoNotARZ @ArzDefo]

@bitchelseafc @CFCPys Fr he’s posting this now when it’s not even true and was a 3rd rate source that was aggregated by Liverpool fans because they want him.

[Sam @UkMigos2]

Has Central Cee not been with Ten aswell? 😭😭😭 Danny Aarons mate start thinking straight I beg

[Khy @khygofast]

I’m crying so bad man

[Rod @rodimusprime]

He ain’t say which dad he was

[Nina 🐈‍⬛ @dillydallyesque]

The concept of a grandma faking her death to live her best lesbian life

[DefoNotARZ @ArzDefo]

@spaceghostpus77 @elsdawg Albanian arsenal fan lmao, we don’t want your kind to support an English team. You people are rats and breed like them, stay away from the western world and go back to your broken country

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

nigga dressed like he tryna become the first female president

[rion @peronyawns]

tears in my eyes, bro has the worst fomo ever

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral2]

Henderson Wijnaldum pivot in 2027

[fan @HardChelseaPics]

We went through THIS and they expect us to be sad cause Enzo left 💀

[SB @ShowBoat00]

Get Milner and let's run it back.

[CarefreeLewisG🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇹 #WORLDCHAMPIONS @CarefreeLewisG]

CAICEDO IS STANDING

[fan @HardChelseaPics]

Those 2 hours when we signed Camara

[Happily Dissatisfied @nocontextEFC]

And over in the B-plot, we might’ve actually turned Thierno Barry into The Joker in the midst of all this

[Romain Molina @Romain_Molina]

Thiago Scuro n'a-t-il pas honte de mentir comme il l'a fait en conférence de presse en expliquant que Lamine Camara avait exprimé le matin son "souhait de rester" ?

Vu que le directeur sportif de l'AS Monaco a fait n'importe quoi (bravo d'avoir caché à Everton le problème physique de Balogun, ce qui a conduit à une renégociation alors que le deal aurait déjà pu se faire il y a 48 heures), il essaye de se justifier mais la vérité va sortir bientôt, très bientôt...

(Vidéo ce soir)

[Rola @kofoworola__a]

No Chelsea player dropped a comment under Enzo’s post. Says a lot!

[DefoNotARZ @ArzDefo]

@jahamez93423180 @LigASM_ Enjoy relegation you French fuck

[DefoNotARZ @ArzDefo]

@Dmhches @KayShankz @AS_Monaco I’d rather have no midfield then no points, which you have right now. Enjoy relegation and the trip back to Birmingham you bellend ✌️😭