Pledge As In Lemon

Every
Villian
Is
Lemons

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I just got in trouble at a restaurant for leaning back in my chair

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My mom is a fckn NPC merchant giving me endless side quests.

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@RobinhoodApp Fuck you

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All of Plankton's fuckin cousins really out here storming the Capital.

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@Sampelham @notsofiacoppola Rip Coleman

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Everyone else better hurry up with that closing work I'm trynna go home

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Sitting back in the kitchen eating left over food from a party while everyone else does closing work >

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And I'm like. Mind your own business Kendall it's a great soundtrack god damn

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So anyway I pull it up for point .2 seconds and the person I'm talking to goes I see you've been listening to the Shrek 2 soundtrack in this way ya know

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So like obvi I've got the movie soundtrack in my recently played

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And I was watchin this movie with a great soundtrack the other day

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So I'm on my spotify home screen for .2 to get out my unwrapped ya know.

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Never thought I'd catch myself thinkin this one but that opossum that Avril Lavigne plays in Over the Hedge kinda cute 👀

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Nvm the girl behind me started coughing

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Is it wrong to pick up girls in the line for Covid testing

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@G_Mat15 @mikejworrell I'm proud of you boys.

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@Sampelham If I could dislike a tweet I would

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I hate to get too political but like there's no way the Stormcloaks can stand against the ever looming threat of the Aldmeri Dominion without support from the Empire there I said it.