feminist crackpipe

life is a highway

[feminist crackpipe @AsSomeoneWho]

@timbutterly Y’all are the reason people keep their boners a secret and end up masturbating alone. You don’t know what the guy is going through or has went through. It’s pretty fucked to just assume he’s lying or over exaggerating.

[feminist crackpipe @AsSomeoneWho]

@tinscognito__ What about “Oo ahh up Ira” it’s cleaner

[feminist crackpipe @AsSomeoneWho]

I did the math and told him he could’ve hired everyone in the office a secretary for much less than they spent on the AI, which he really didn’t appreciate

[feminist crackpipe @AsSomeoneWho]

My work is integrating AI into everything. It misread an email, added a client meeting to my calendar at the wrong address, & I missed it. My AI obsessed director got mad, so I reminded him he told us we have to prioritize the AI and he said “you still have to triple check it”

[feminist crackpipe @AsSomeoneWho]

It’s 2026, why are YOU in chipotle?

[tate @octatate]

something needs to be done about dog culture WHY is your dog in chipotle?

[feminist crackpipe @AsSomeoneWho]

@MulhollandL0ver @Popstonox Stand up brother, your knees are bleeding

[feminist crackpipe @AsSomeoneWho]

@lfcsavvy Cause he’s got the aim of Michael J Fox riding a sybian

[feminist crackpipe @AsSomeoneWho]

Getting neck here >

[DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

If President Trump is able to pull this off, lefticles will lose their damn minds. 😆

[feminist crackpipe @AsSomeoneWho]

@gotemgoddard @flugenhof U a whole bitch

[feminist crackpipe @AsSomeoneWho]

You could make the best movie of world/nba events by making a Jeff Teague biopic. Dude’s the real life Forrest Gump

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Teague speaks on Michael Jackson dying on his draft day 😂😂😂😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😩😂😩 “I told them one Indiana legend died another was born, they told me I play too much” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[feminist crackpipe @AsSomeoneWho]

@jrareyouamoron @PiperSFrench Walk into a jet engine?

[feminist crackpipe @AsSomeoneWho]

Sounds like dooogshit, why’s he look like this

[Even Mob™️ @wkh0le]

john summit hate is forced atp

[feminist crackpipe @AsSomeoneWho]

Heard a John Summit fan climbed up on a speaker and it fell on someone, ruined the surprise Daft Punk b2b Frankie Knuckles closing set for everyone. Jump a John Summit fan if you see them this weekend

[feminist crackpipe @AsSomeoneWho]

If I see u I’m popping holes in it fyi

[foodbeast @foodbeast]

KFC's Pickle Puffer is real… and yes, you can drink from it 😮🥒

Be fr, how badly do you wanna rock this?

[feminist crackpipe @AsSomeoneWho]

@padrepunkk @fc04016266 Her dad was a bank president, ur smoking crack

[feminist crackpipe @AsSomeoneWho]

Fucks sake you can take the Bally off we seen you in the film

[BreakThrough News @BTnewsroom]

"I can't remember the last time Cuba invaded a country. Can you?"

BT’s @ldejesusreyes spoke to Irish rappers @KNEECAPCEOL on why they joined hundreds as part of the Nuestra América convoy to break the US blockade and deliver aid to Cuba.

👉 Follow @btnewsroom

[feminist crackpipe @AsSomeoneWho]

@ChicagoFire @ufcolin They used that music as the theme because it’s free

[feminist crackpipe @AsSomeoneWho]

@HarvietteS @rebekkarnold Leave it to an arsenal supporter to not have reading comprehension

[feminist crackpipe @AsSomeoneWho]

No matter the topic there’ll be a schitzo conservative airing grievances they’re contractually not allowed to bring up around their grandkids

[Marcus Chairez | US/SC @USSoccerColl]

I wish MLS would ditch the league wide kit deal with Adidas and let each team negotiate with an outfitter. I think it would lead to more unique kits across the league.

[feminist crackpipe @AsSomeoneWho]

@NathanMCFrancis @gator_gum Because you’re inbred?