Bobb's your uncle

rookie adult

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Two relatively similar incidents...

Flo Balogun: red card.
Lionel Messi: unpunished.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Manchester City can confirm that we have reached an agreement in principle with Borussia Dortmund for the transfer of striker Erling Haaland to the Club on 1st July 2022.

The transfer remains subject to the Club finalising terms with the player.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

The ever expanding Haaland-verse 🇳🇴

[Erling Haaland @ErlingHaaland]

🇳🇴❤️

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

City: Your CV shows you are currently employed as the head coach of Chelsea

Maresca:

[RZ @rxlfpacked]

Pep influence outside of football is insane

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Havertz missing his penalty on the 1 month anniversary of the Gabriel penalty out of respect

[Erling Haaland @ErlingHaaland]

No innocent children deserve to die 💔 #peace

[Jim Smith @standupfarmer]

Canny even kick a table in anger properly

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

£116m. No add-ons. Manchester City have the midfielders they wanted since day zero of this transfer window: Elliot Anderson. 🔐

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

🌟

#FIFAWorldCup

[Danis @DanisMCFC]

Haaland running at you in 3d is actually so scary wtf 😭😭😭

[B @utdbrxy]

It’s 2026 and Ronaldo has responded to Messi within 24 hours

[Rai🇵🇹🇧🇷🇨🇵 @raiisdeadd]

Noticed how no fucking one is comparing him to Messi and the entire fanbase is just calmly celebrating his moment without bringing anyone else? That's how you know you chose the right one.

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

CR7.

#FIFAWorldCup

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Most FIFA World Cups scored in by a player - 6 by Cristiano Ronaldo

Suiiiiii 🐐

[Erling Haaland @ErlingHaaland]

So far, so good 🇳🇴😅

[Premier League Champions @CokeSipper]

Big issue at this World Cup has been the camera cuts to celebrities and American athletes instead of crowd shots of baddies from around the world

[laura @1aurarose]

found this gem in the archives