asad

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on trial for stolen valor in gen z court bc someone found out my jeans weren’t thrifted

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airport crush is out airport nemesis is in

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@Jesscah03 elon's concern was that he wasn't antisemitic enough

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@shalociraptor i’ve had at least 3 ppl say i look like bert and it’s devastating

[derschutze @derschutze_clo]

we are giving away the entire collection to 10 people
1. LIKE this post
2. RETWEET
3. FOLLOW @derschutze_clo
winners will be announced on sunday

[Boston Starbucks Workers United 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @BostonSBWU]

WE ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE VICTORY FOR THE WORKERS OF 874 COMMONWEALTH AVENUE!!!!!

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the queen got 450k viewers for dying imagine how many she’d get if she played fortnite

[cvs @conorrvs]

@DiscussingFilm “Yo Lee, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Bob Odenkirk gave one of the best performances
of all time”

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booo 🍅🍅

[Television Academy @TelevisionAcad]

Player 456 gets the gold! Lee Jung-jae wins a first career #Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series for @SquidGame (@Netflix)! 🦑 #Emmys #Emmys2022

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shoutout ireland

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real

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i feel so naked walking around campus without my backpack

[ryan is typing… @byryansides]

yes.

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in the next minions movie they try to unionize and gru kills them

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@slayalldayok