Maahes

Son of Sekhmet . God of war and protection. (Egyptian myth) 18+ #Salty

[Maahes @AsadaAlharb]

→ I came to kill 'em, now
I'm wipin' the spit from my eyes
I take a beating, but
I'll never give up

Oh, oh, I think I'd rather die

∘ Egyptian myth rp.
∘ crossovers welcome.
∘ nsfw / 18+ / possible triggers

→ retweets appreciated.

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He's got his coffee.

"Morning."

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He's alive

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Mornings...

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New toy. New toy. New toy.

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@bitterwinterrr What do I own the pleasure of your company?" He grabs his own beer and drains it. He sighs a second time. "Never thought I'd see you again." He admits.

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@bitterwinterrr He looks up with a soft sigh. "Put it on my tab."

He watches a bottle get set down then waits until the bartender has walked away. "Hello, Melina." He finally looks at her. He needs to shave and his hair is much longer than when she last saw him. "It's been a long time. And to~

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Some fancy drinks at a dive bar, they leave. He catches @bitterwinterrr walk in as they walk out. He lets out a soft sigh, resting his head on his arms.

He is not in the mood to catch up with an old acquaintances today. Or any day really.

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Maahes was sitting at the bar of his usual haunt, watching a group of college girls decide what to order. He rolls his eyes.

He drains the bottle in his hand and flags down the bartender for another, flirting a little as they talk.

When the college girls, realize they can't get

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He got too high and started thinking about his childhood.

Obvious answer is to smoke more

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Time for his midday six hour nap.

His mom would be so proud

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//They're multiplying

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//Well. Time to say good morning to the fucking hole in my ceiling

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//🖕

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Guns are great and all...

But he misses when swords were common

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//Maintenance is currently cutting more holes in my ceiling

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Titty

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Anyway, his brother is a p-

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...he has lost the right to babysit