Asahi Bong

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A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

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@bbqorangefish Reels have ruined this generation👍

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@bbqorangefish @xd4sx Billabong Larp

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What happened to calling things you don’t believe CGI. Now kids just call these things AI

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@xd4sx Don’t knock it until you try it 🤝

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Who needs an iron when you have a hot shower and a closed bathroom door

[Krave extinguisher @KExtinguis29728]

Car ploughed into pedestrians following Wales game. Disgusting scenes. @WalesOnline

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@KExtinguis29728 @WalesOnline Knob

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When did vegetables start needing websites

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@xd4sx Every uber driver ever

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@xd4sx Self portrait ?

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@KExtinguis29728 Me, im more of a biggie fan

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@KExtinguis29728 Just be better, not that hard

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@bbqorangefish Too many microplastics leaching into my feet

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Just found out a shower curtain is supposed to go INSIDE the shower.
#wow

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@bbqorangefish Appreciate the feedback

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[Dr Pendragon ⚕️ @xd4sx]

ppp is the most important financial metric (pounds per pint)

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Optimal breakfast = banana + double espresso. Not up for debate

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@xd4sx Beauty