Asbury Lamp Post

*flicker*

[Asbury Lamp Post @AsburyLampPost]

@swimminghipster Hibernation my dear. Hibernation.

[Asbury Lamp Post @AsburyLampPost]

finals finals finals

[Asbury Salt @AsburySalt]

“@FletchRVA: @AsburySalt I don't care about this campus.” then this campus cares not for you @AsburyLampPost @AsburyChapel @AsburyOnion

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As the spring goes on, I feel less and less useful.

[Asbury Lamp Post @AsburyLampPost]

@AsburyChapel HEY. I’m literally right next to you and you forget about me?

[Asbury Lamp Post @AsburyLampPost]

@AsburyChapel I’m still alive. Watching my fellow campus friends tear each other apart breaks my heart though #whereisthelove

[Asbury Lamp Post @AsburyLampPost]

Shine bright like a - ok, even I hate that song.

[Asbury Lamp Post @AsburyLampPost]

Well shoot. Totally dropped the ball on that one.

[Asbury Lamp Post @AsburyLampPost]

Wait… everyone is back already?

[Asbury Lamp Post @AsburyLampPost]

Ok, everyone you’ve had your fun. Please come back to me!

[Asbury Lamp Post @AsburyLampPost]

Just chill’n out with @AsburySecurity. It’s cool.

[Asbury Lamp Post @AsburyLampPost]

Why is everyone leaving? I was worried it was something I said, but then I remembered: I CAN’T TALK.

[Asbury Lamp Post @AsburyLampPost]

After watching Jesus’ followers for a day, I have detrmd he must have liked chapel skips and sneaking girls into his dorm thru the elevator.

[Asbury Lamp Post @AsburyLampPost]

I just keep dreaming of @GoesByGabe and @jakehalm ‘s soft hands…

[Asbury Lamp Post @AsburyLampPost]

I must light the paths of Asbury so people don’t trip while they walk and so campus security can stop people from kissing in their cars.

[Asbury Lamp Post @AsburyLampPost]

The sun goes away and it is dark. I have found my purpose.

[Asbury Lamp Post @AsburyLampPost]

I have determined I am a lamp. One of billions. I am not special which makes me sad.

[Asbury Lamp Post @AsburyLampPost]

*starts to become self-aware*

[Asbury Lamp Post @AsburyLampPost]

*flicker*