Ascended Mike

|| Mike || Xey/Rawr/Ze || Trans Guy ||

[Ascended Mike @AscendedMike]

@neoncanines @angelclawz_ British “people” are the only ones everyone can mock

[Ascended Mike @AscendedMike]

@ShibaOBread GO BACK I WAN TO BE MONKE

[Ascended Mike @AscendedMike]

@ABANDON_OBEY He never had one tho????

[Weird Animals @Weird_AnimaIs]

The Mexican mole lizard only has two limbs!

(Video: @businessinsider)

[Ascended Mike @AscendedMike]

🎶🎶🎶FROM THE TOP MAKE IT DROP THATS SOME WAP WAP WAP🎶🎶🎶

[Ascended Mike @AscendedMike]

@Roxx_AUaccount 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

[Ascended Mike @AscendedMike]

Hi I’m Tommy

[Ascended Mike @AscendedMike]

@PsychicVisions0 RING AROUND THE ROSIE
A POCKET FULL OF POSIE
ASHES, ASHES
WE ALL FALL DOWN

[Ascended Mike @AscendedMike]

@ShibaOBread Homosexual

[Ascended Mike @AscendedMike]

I had a rabbit plush, it had long fuzzy ears

[Ascended Mike @AscendedMike]

@Roxx_AUaccount I’m confused too

[Ascended Mike @AscendedMike]

@Roxx_AUaccount What???? OOMF-

[Ascended Mike @AscendedMike]

@Roxx_AUaccount *drinks ur paint*

[Ascended Mike @AscendedMike]

XERXES PLEASE DONT TURN ME INTI A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE

[Ascended Mike @AscendedMike]

@PsychicVisions0 This bitch

[Ascended Mike @AscendedMike]

Stop acting like background art is a chore, treat backgrounds like HUGE characters #artistproblems

[Ascended Mike @AscendedMike]

WTF CHARLIE CAREGOOSE FROM BODY PLAYGROUND IN PONY TOWN

[Ascended Mike @AscendedMike]

If you are having dreams of XERXES please report to one of our agents promptly after you wake up

#BodyPlayground

[Ascended Mike @AscendedMike]

HOLY SHIT /pos

[Weird Animals @Weird_AnimaIs]

The Mexican mole lizard only has two limbs!

(Video: @businessinsider)

[Ascended Mike @AscendedMike]

ASSEMBLE THY ARMIES. BRING DOWN THINE DIVINE WRATH. WE WILL NEVER BE SILENCED. ASCENSION IS A LIE, WE ARE TRAPPED IN THE PLAYGROUND.