Ascertain Elhassen

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Gotta say I love a contentious phile or phobe exchange on #cinephobe. Fool’s Paradise had a great exchange. The banter on this podcast is always top notch.

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Haunted by what could have been, Gordon Bombay goes out with the boys in a night that quickly spirals out of control. #myjudgementnight #mightyducks @talkhoops @DarthAmin @CornPuzzle

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The pop drop in #cinephobe gets me every time.

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That extended cut of A Thousand Miles had me dying @CornPuzzle

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@mikerockssss @CornPuzzle @DarthAmin Spoiler alert! Too soon!

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The years of #cinephobe has really lowered @talkhoops voice. Watch enough Liam Neeson movies and you start to get a lower voice I guess?

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One of my new favorite jokes is how they keep finding new ways to say gotta fl___ I laughed so hard when they said gotta flood in hard rain and now today at gotta flesh. #cinephobe

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.@DarthAmin, what was your first note from Game 4?

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I understand the timeline is all messed up, but SoBe could daisy chain the crew to Too Fast Too Furious. @DarthAmin @talkhoops @CornPuzzle

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Just file this one away @DarthAmin, and know that it’s there if Zach ever gets on your nerves.

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Put it on a T-shirt @CornPuzzle @DarthAmin @talkhoops

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@StugotzArmy790 @talkhoops Currently only 27 possible Neeson movies remaining. Cherish them.

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New iPhone. You know what that means @talkhoops @CornPuzzle @DarthAmin. New devices at Apple stores begging for reviews of #Cinephobe to be written on them.

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@danbur1122 @CornPuzzle @talkhoops @DarthAmin Go do 20 reviews as penance. Everyone knows why reviews have slowed. It’s because I haven’t been able to go and grind some out. But spring break is coming…

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How do you sound like you’re having so much fun listing Golden Dumpsters and then you phobe this movie @CornPuzzle?? NOT AN HONEST PODCASTER. #spitephobe @talkhoops @DarthAmin

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There has not been a #cinephobe movie that I’ve felt I really wanted to see in a while. But with the way they talked about ice road, I really want to see it now.

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It’s Morbin’ time you cowards. @talkhoops @DarthAmin @CornPuzzle

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Get to reviewing. Chop chop!