THE BESTEST KING

——𝖎'𝖒 𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖞 𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝖇𝖊𝖈𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖊 𝑭𝑨𝑻𝑬 𝑾𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑺 𝑴𝑬 𝑨𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒇𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒍𝒚 𝒔𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆, 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚. 𝒊'𝒎 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒚.

— #Cнεяυвıc
— retweet.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

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[𓆗 @alenement]

No, but irking you amuses me.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

YOU KNOW I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT

[𓆗 @alenement]

THOR. COME ON.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

LOKI PLEASE

[𓆗 @alenement]

HE CAN KEEP LYING.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

HE DID NOT MEAN IT LIKE THAT.

[𓆗 @alenement]

He can’t lie for life.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

NO, Loki.

[𓆗 @alenement]

Oh, but he did.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

He didn’t mean it like that.

[𓆗 @alenement]

... well, yes.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

You’re a lie.

[𓆗 @alenement]

That’s a lie.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

You’re wrong.

[𓆗 @alenement]

Yes? :)

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

Hold on now.

[𓆗 @alenement]

And this is why I’m the better king.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

Yes!

[𓆗 @alenement]

.... whiny crybaby.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

Yes.

[𓆗 @alenement]

Crybaby.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

Crying.

[𓆗 @alenement]

.... oh, come on. He hasn’t even gotten stabbed yet.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

He’s crying. Look what you’ve done.

[𓆗 @alenement]

La la la la la. Can’t hear nothing.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

I am being harassed.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

Brother PLEASE.

[𓆗 @alenement]

Anyone? No? It’s probably a pesky, annoying, insufferable and useless insect.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

Brother please

[𓆗 @alenement]

Does anyone hear sumn?

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

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[𓆗 @alenement]

Yes, he still hates Thor.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

@heavenlyarrows “Alright, I am intrigued. Show me this food.”

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

He is moping.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

|| (;

[— 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘺 @ArmouredMecenas]

|| did not expect these two to get together but hell I am not complaining no no

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

—𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 this for a one-sentence lewd starter in DMs.