Babulal

[Babulal @Ascharya_Chakit]

Had Karl Marx started a bank in America, would he have named it ‘Das Kapital One’? #pondering

[Babulal @Ascharya_Chakit]

“Hey Siri, are there any other organs (apart from the kidneys) that I do not need?” #AppleEvent #iPhone12

[Babulal @Ascharya_Chakit]

Apple announcer: “The new Apple Watch Series 6 will also help you get rid of your bank balance!”
Me: “It already does that!!” #AppleEvent

[Babulal @Ascharya_Chakit]

@authorAneesh I was searching for books on the Battle of Vasai and came across your tweet, Aneesh. Looking forward to the book release.

[Babulal @Ascharya_Chakit]

Started with the recipe to make Bisi Bele Bhath and ended up improvising to Sambar Sadam instead. I can only wonder if this how the Kaveri River water dispute started! #Onalighternote #CauveryWaterDispute

[Babulal @Ascharya_Chakit]

On the auspicious occasion of Akshay Tritiya, I got a delivery of 12 rolls of toilet paper; thanks to H-E-B. This year, I value it higher than gold! May you find the toilet paper that you seek in stores! #AkshayTritiya #HEB

[Babulal @Ascharya_Chakit]

Think I have the perfect line for advertising Social Distancing in the west - “6 feet apart, or under; the choice is yours!”
#SocialDistancing #COVID19

[Babulal @Ascharya_Chakit]

From bootlegging moonshine or bathtub gin during the Prohibition Era in the 1920s to distilling hand sanitizer in bathtubs in 2020, humankind’s fixation with spirits continues and endures; one way or another! #HomemadeSanitizers #Bootleggers #COVID19

[Babulal @Ascharya_Chakit]

Shouldn’t Snoop Dogg be considered a good Roll Model?! #JointPain

[Babulal @Ascharya_Chakit]

The Area 51 Raid has been abandoned after it was discovered that the UFOs were Flying Khakras! #HowdyModi #Area51Raid

[Babulal @Ascharya_Chakit]

@DoorDash_Help Doesn’t seem like @DoorDash is interested in resolving this. @DoorDash_Help was of no help, did nothing but provide vague answers. No food, no refund in sight, plenty of “go figure” solutions!

[Babulal @Ascharya_Chakit]

Sent a DM, waiting for a response!

[Babulal @Ascharya_Chakit]

Hence proved, balls bowled by Indian bowlers went unnoticed by Pakistani batsmen radars due to the Cloud Cover! #WaahMitron #IndVsPak #HaarEkAurBaar

[Babulal @Ascharya_Chakit]

Wish I had more kidneys to pawn; will take a while to recover the ones I pawned previously! #iPhoneXS

[Rob @FactionToo]

Happy Commonwealth Day to 2.435 billion people bound together by a dream of getting their stuff back from the British Museum. 🇮🇳🇵🇰🇳🇬🇧🇩🇿🇦🇹🇿🇰🇪🇨🇦🇺🇬🇲🇾🇬🇭🇲🇿🇦🇺🇨🇲🇱🇰🇲🇼🇿🇲🇷🇼🇵🇬🇸🇱🇸🇬🇳🇿🇯🇲🇳🇦🇧🇼🇱🇸🇹🇹🇲🇺

[Babulal @Ascharya_Chakit]

Congratulations to Bangladesh for winning...the Photoshop Contest; for everything else, there's Team India! #CT17 #IndvsBan

[Babulal @Ascharya_Chakit]

Macron, on the plate and now in the Parliament in France! A 'sweet victory' in the real sense of the term! #Frenchelections2017

[Babulal @Ascharya_Chakit]

Dallas Tornado Sirens; sexier than your average siren! #Dallas #Sirens #NoSleep

[Babulal @Ascharya_Chakit]

Thrilled about the discovery of 7 Earth-sized exoplanets; hope that Miss Universe pageants aren't one-sided affairs anymore! #TRAPPIST1

[Babulal @Ascharya_Chakit]

The guy who introduced the concept of 'Absolute Value' or |x| must have done so after growing tired of all the negativity! #MathJoke