Anelise Schrammen

Just Do It✌️

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[Anelise Schrammen @Aschrammen1]

In case y'all were wondering where the procrastinators are at... it's the card/candy section @Target (me not included in that group)

[Anelise Schrammen @Aschrammen1]

I'm genuinely confused how ppl get such elaborate videos of them working out at the gym? Paparazzi? Craigslist ad videographer? Mom?

[Anelise Schrammen @Aschrammen1]

I'm pretty sure I have gained at least one ab for all my coughing and sneezing... #ONLYdownsidetoworkingwithkids

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@maddypwilson story of every 3rd day of my life 🙌🏽

[Jessa Veldhuizen @Veezy_Mae]

Hasta la vista Minnesota. ✌🏾️🇧🇴

[Anelise Schrammen @Aschrammen1]

Target cashier: "My daughter was just asked to homecoming yesterday! Have you been asked yet?"
Me: 😒👀😮

[Anelise Schrammen @Aschrammen1]

So, I accidentally bought a maternity shirt, but I decided to keep it for important occasions... Like buffets and stuff

[Anelise Schrammen @Aschrammen1]

S/O to @HannaFrost for coaching me through my boy life 😂

[Anelise Schrammen @Aschrammen1]

Just people watchin and Pokemonin ar the Chicago airport

[Anelise Schrammen @Aschrammen1]

My dad >>>>>>

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@BannerHanna 😂😂😂

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@JordanNocton your snaps from the @justinbieber concert are pure gold 😂👍🏽

[Anelise Schrammen @Aschrammen1]

Out of town family: " How's your love life?"
Me: "As promising as our next president."

[Anelise Schrammen @Aschrammen1]

I am pretty sure I gained an ab or two or 12 from coughing so much this week 😑

[Anelise Schrammen @Aschrammen1]

I don't know why I let my mind take me to places I don't want to go when I have the remote

[Anelise Schrammen @Aschrammen1]

When someone asks for your address and you just respond idk.... 😁😁

[Anelise Schrammen @Aschrammen1]

Did I just eat a candy corn from a pocket of a jacket I haven't worn in months...? Yup. #judgeMe

[Anelise Schrammen @Aschrammen1]

Person at Whole Foods:"Hi can I get a picture of you eating a cheese sample for our website." Me: "Umm... Yep." #CheeseModel

[Anelise Schrammen @Aschrammen1]

when ALL your friends are talking about their babies & weddings and you share about the exciting walk you went on w/ a dog #crzysinglelyfe

[Anelise Schrammen @Aschrammen1]

Normal people read their dogs bedtime stories right? #dogsitting