badawe

Builder from Tamale, Ghana 🇬🇭
Turning ideas into shipped products — one tool at a time.
RoastMyBio + CarLotWizard + more incoming.

[badawe @AsedemJason]

The car dealership's business model explained by an accountant:

Revenue line 1: Vehicle margin (invoice → MSRP spread)
Revenue line 2: Holdback (~2-3% of MSRP, paid quarterly by manufacturer)
Revenue line 3: Dealer cash (manufacturer bonuses for hitting volume targets)
Revenue line 4: Finance reserve (marking up your loan rate 1-2%)
Revenue line 5: F&I products (warranty, GAP, paint protection — 50-100% margin)

The "deal" you negotiated touched maybe one of those five lines.

Most buyers think they're negotiating a price. They're negotiating a rounding error.

Built a tool that shows you all five layers before you walk in: https://t.co/PzNWeu0V8I

[badawe @AsedemJason]

@FrostyTSwoleman @Pear0524 @hoodwild_ Your battery 🔋 is running low

[badawe @AsedemJason]

@FrostyTSwoleman @Pear0524 @hoodwild_ 28% Bruh?

[badawe @AsedemJason]

If one day I become a super villain…
moments like this would be the reason the Earth gets spared.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Nobody asked him to.

Nobody was watching.

He just saw something needed doing and did it.

The world runs on moments exactly this small.

[badawe @AsedemJason]

@VirtudMental that means the lions go hungry tonight

[badawe @AsedemJason]

I hate to be that guy but chances are he would be broke again in 5 years Max

[iza @izamamaa]

Man wins $1.3M at the casino. First call? His mom. “Momma, we out the hood. We’re leaving tomorrow.” 🔥❤️

[badawe @AsedemJason]

if premeditated were a person

[badawe @AsedemJason]

@barbie_context She should be charged with attempted murder

[badawe @AsedemJason]

I call BS

[ساره المالكي @dt7_9]

مقطع أثار ضجة كبيرة على وسائل التواصل الاجتماعي :

حيث قام رجل بجمع مئات من شرائح SIM، وصهرها، واستخراج الذهب الموجود بداخلها بسبب كمية الذهب التي تم اكتشافها

[badawe @AsedemJason]

You people are trying to get me into trouble.

[Jessica M @Jesii_ca_M]

Who is your dream partner?

[badawe @AsedemJason]

@Xtremefootage Did she touch her butth0le or something?

[badawe @AsedemJason]

@lady_valor_07 .@AOC for a whole different reason. Think what you will.

[badawe @AsedemJason]

@VITO_G_Wagon @NiiLantey19 WTF! woman, did just insult a whole country.

[badawe @AsedemJason]

Messi is better

[Renata @ameliarenataa_]

Cristiano Ronaldo is the kindness player I've ever seen ✨👍

[badawe @AsedemJason]

@streetfighthard

[badawe @AsedemJason]

Lawyers in the house, is this vandalism?

[VirtudMental @VirtudMental]

Esto es lo que pasa cuando no le pagas a tu contratista: 😲

[badawe @AsedemJason]

Naah, she looks full of herself.

[George @george1BR2]

Sem tatuagem, sem maquiagem excessiva, vestida de modo discreto, nada de sobrancelhas de fita isolante, sem piercing no nariz, sem chapinha.

Naturalmente bela.

Coisa rara nos dias atuais.

[badawe @AsedemJason]

The driver was a serious danger — fleeing, and ramming cars. The officer had to stop him to protect everyone. That said, police need better non-lethal tools. Stuff like spring-loaded window punches can shatter car side windows instantly. That way they could break the glass and tase the guy instead of going straight to shooting. Classic Fck around and find out

[badawe @AsedemJason]

@72Breezy

[badawe @AsedemJason]

May be that's her daily spending cap😆

[Clip Insanity @ClipInsanity]

This lady was called broke in line at Walmart and pulled up her bank account balance to prove them wrong

[badawe @AsedemJason]

@AntiWokeMemes Paper cuts can be life threatening