Austin Serra

[Austin Serra @Aserra6]

And on the 12th day god said let there be Red Bull vodkas

[Austin Serra @Aserra6]

@EliotShorrParks Bad take alert

[Austin Serra @Aserra6]

Drunk uber eats Wawa last night on my way home to arrive at the same time. Accidentally ordered a veggie wrap and a Gatorade.

[Austin Serra @Aserra6]

Screw it im tweeting again.. get your dog out of the bar

[Austin Serra @Aserra6]

@bfarrell1443 What happened to the game we love

[Austin Serra @Aserra6]

Feels like a good tweet to leave a 6 month hiatus for.

[Brendan Farrell @bfarrell1443]

Going to a preseason Eagles game and posting about is the equivalent of playing Augusta on a simulator and posting about it. There’s nothing wrong with attending the game but there’s no need to pretend you’re doing the real thing. No one needs to see it.

[Austin Serra @Aserra6]

@MAdamsStatGuy @BarstoolBigCat

[Austin Serra @Aserra6]

@MLB Coulda been me if I just did horse steroids like him

[Austin Serra @Aserra6]

@youngtegs2 @PGATOUR2K Dumbass

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

Happy Large Boulder The Size of a Small Boulder Day to those who celebrate

[Austin Serra @Aserra6]

@HHHardwood I’m going to put my head through my TV, HHH

[Austin Serra @Aserra6]

I can’t properly describe to everyone how hard this made me laugh. Happy Thanksgiving.

[Austin Serra @Aserra6]

@HHHardwood What the hell can Fleming do there? Two terrible calls against Rasheer

[Austin Serra @Aserra6]

Drew Rhoton is so lit, fam.

[Austin Serra @Aserra6]

Goo wizards boo the Heat @JimmyLeo_

[Austin Serra @Aserra6]

Happy birthday Conor Maloney

[conor @conormaloney1]

Hi I’m James Franklin and I’m a big bald loser

[Austin Serra @Aserra6]

This makes me want to injure myself over and over and over

[. @PainterHOF]

It was a good run

[Austin Serra @Aserra6]

Who’s been hiding Gracie Abram’s music from me?

[Austin Serra @Aserra6]

Anyone mind if the Phillies give me an anxiety attack in the bar?

[Austin Serra @Aserra6]

His agency should be helping the poor guy find a new hobby

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Nine-time Pro-Bowl OT Jason Peters has signed with the Seahawks practice squad, per his agency @eliteloyaltysp.