Ashley Carle

Just your typical cardiac nurse and washed up ex college athlete who likes to move it move it on the weekends when not working the night shift.

[Ashley Carle @AshCarle]

Nobody:
My dad: It’s Independence Day Eve. I must leave milk and cookies out for Captain America”

[Dr. Ann Olivarius @AnnOlivarius]

@DrJenGunter @VP The cruelty of the Christian extreme right never fails to astound. @VP, you *know* absolutely no one is advocating for "infanticide". We're talking about *palliative care*.

Where is your Christian compassion for parents walking through Hell, with terminally ill newborns?

[AP @BStapIes]

Brienne shouldve picked Tormund. Now look at you

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Spicy Chicken Nuggets are coming back! Y’all are crazy!
That took like a day and a half! WHAT?!
We don’t know when yet, gotta figure it out, but soon, and ok, LOSING IT RIGHT NOW THIS IS AMAZING!!

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this!

[Seth Trueger @MDaware]

1) makes food salty

...that's all I got

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

This brilliant parody song proves why it's anything but a 'scary time' for men

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

over the summer. the human tried to grow tomatoes in the backyard. but every so often. i would sneak over. and graze on them. like a brontosaurus

[Liddle’ Savage @littledeekay]

Oh my god, @SenatorCollins, you cannot feign sympathy for sexual assault survivors and patronize them with your words while also saying you do not believe a sexual assault survivor.

[Ashley Carle @AshCarle]

Me whipping out my Halloween sock collection on October 2nd @nadiajarvis609 🎃🧡💛❤️

[braT 💋 @TlAELYSE]

IT’S OCTOBER 1ST BITCHES

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

John Mayer's brain is the 8th wonder of the world https://t.co/1KIZf0jxTC

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

every time i get brushed. i have to take my collar off. the human always laughs. and says that i’m naked. but joke’s on them. i’m very confident in my body

[Mona Eltahawy @monaeltahawy]

I don’t care what you think about Ariana Grande, her music or her dress. This is wrong. That bishop’s hand should not be on her breast: I just saw this because I’ve been working and not watching https://t.co/ixVhgYBJTN

[Ashley Carle @AshCarle]

@its_marieculous Yessss😂

[Ashley Carle @AshCarle]

@its_marieculous This has happened before.....🤢🤮

[Medical Axioms @medicalaxioms]

When you see kids with a lemonade stand, do not pause to consider if you’d like a cup, you ogre. Pull over, let the kids give you the pitch, buy one, pay double, explain tipping, drink it down, give a generally positive review, and continue on your way.