Ashley Bozeman

Sassy, Silly, Sarcastic

[Ashley Bozeman @AshCrash90]

@Dav1dAlejandr0 @tacobell That’s what I’m saying! It was bad.

[Ashley Bozeman @AshCrash90]

After a 20 minute wait… my quesadilla was burnt. 😭😭😭 Thanks, @tacobell

[Ashley Bozeman @AshCrash90]

@beau2393 It’s SO bad.

[Raw Bargain @RobVsInterweb]

Me and my high school graduating class in our living rooms right now #PepsiHalftime

[Ashley Bozeman @AshCrash90]

Wanted a sandwich for dinner- sandwich place closed early today. Went to get a pot pie from KFC- they were out. Went to @tacobell - got home and my order was completely wrong and I didn’t like what I was given. What the heck. So. So. Frustrated. And now I’m eating at home.

[Ashley Bozeman @AshCrash90]

@beau2393 @dominos Bummerrrr. We’ve been there.

[Ashley Bozeman @AshCrash90]

@YikYakApp This is all I get! 😭

[Just Memes @memeznthingz]

can we get a JustinCam™️ on the bottom right of our screen at all times thanks #bachelorette

[Molly Matts @molly_matts]

Katie just pulled the most savage bachelorette moment since this one #TheBachelorette

[Omar Jimenez @OmarJimenez]

Patrick Mahomes truly has some of the most insane *barely* incomplete passes I’ve ever seen. #SuperBowl

[John Romeo @JROMEO15]

What my food sees when it’s in the microwave. #SuperBowl #HalfTimeShow

[uncanny valley ranch @DecentVibesOnly]

what my ring doorbell sees when i come home blasted at 3am #SuperBowl

[Michael McKiernan @MikeMcKier]

Brady runs down the field to yell at Mathieu. When Mathieu responds , he is penalized. The NFL loves the goat. #SuperBowl

[Lysa TerKeurst @LysaTerKeurst]

Forgiveness is both a decision and a process, and healing is a long journey, sweet friend.

When you get triggered, it does not mean your decision to forgive was fake. It just means there’s more to be done.

#ForgivingWhatYouCantForget

[Ashley Bozeman @AshCrash90]

@itsniikpakpo I do the same thing.

[Ashley Bozeman @AshCrash90]

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve forgotten I had my mask on and rammed my straw into it in an attempt to caffeinate today. 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

[Ashley Bozeman @AshCrash90]

😂

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

So to be clear... If you hate wearing a mask in public, you’re really not going to like the ventilator in the ICU.

[Ashley Bozeman @AshCrash90]

@Dav1dAlejandr0 It’s truly tragic.

[Ashley Bozeman @AshCrash90]

Fun fact: Apparently as you get older soda all of a sudden KEEPS YOU AWAKE AT NIGHT. What is this garbage?!

[Ashley Bozeman @AshCrash90]

There is currently a bird outside my window that sounds like a squeaky metal swing and it confused my brain SO much for a solid ten minutes.