Ash

She/her
-Mixed media artist
-Douglas,AZ

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

This holiday, I’m gonna stay home in my trash can and avoid people.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

composer of carol of the bells: i’ve written a haunting melody for the sopranos

altos: what about us?

composer: [spitting on them] pretend you’re a bell, you fucking clowns

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘ultracrepidarian’ (19th century): a presumptuous critic; one who gives opinions and advice on subjects they know nothing about.

[sweet honey depressiion @sometimesamani]

macbooks really have the audacity to huff and puff and have panic attacks when i chronically have too many tabs open... girl, i paid $1,300 for you! go to therapy!

[Ash @AshDahlke]

@enordeman @NPR It's true!

[Ash @AshDahlke]

@jilltwiss The best photo she would allow

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

You have to hand it to Jared Kushner, because that's the only way he's ever achieved or accomplished anything his whole life.

[Ash @AshDahlke]

@enordeman @jaketapper 👀😉

[Ash @AshDahlke]

@morgan_reyes1 For real!

[Ash @AshDahlke]

Can the moderator tell the president "no" when he says he wants to respond? Like just once

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

When Trump’s audit started I was straight.

[MARC REBILLET @marcrebillet]

If you don't have a good day today I'm going to be extremely upset.

[Ash @AshDahlke]

Due to quarantining I know that the mail normally comes at 430/5pm. Thankful for the postal workers working this late but ???? They shouldn't be working this late ???

[Ash @AshDahlke]

Say what you want about mail delivery in your city... but in a small town in Arizona my mail just got delivered at 930pm #SaveTheUSPS

[Ash @AshDahlke]

We all needed that fly

[Allegra Harpootlian @ally_harp]

A teenage TikTok-er pointed out that there were no ASL interpreters at the debate last night, which means ~600,000 deaf Americans were not afforded the chance to participate in their democracy. I can't stop thinking about it. How can that STILL be an oversight in 2020?

[Ash @AshDahlke]

Hey Erinn, do bad things happen in Philadelphia? @enordeman

[Ash @AshDahlke]

Did this MF clown just say Joe Biden's son had no experience???????????? How TF did you get the presidency!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣