Ashley Falloon

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.

The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.

Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Agreement complete for Xabi Alonso to become Chelsea manager. 44yo Spaniard visited London early last week & accepted opportunity; 4yr contract now finalised - announcement imminent. Primary target throughout + wanted #CFC move @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/4022hQsMXA

[Ashley Falloon @AshFalloon5]

@jackjzaandrew Yeah we are creating zeroooo chances

[Ashley Falloon @AshFalloon5]

@jackjzaandrew Add them to a double with the French for the WC. 💸

[Steve Laws 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Steve_Laws_]

100 year old WWII veteran - winning the war wasn’t worth it

“My friends gave their lives for what, the country of today?”

“The sacrifice wasn't worth the result”

So fucking true. Great to hear it straight from his mouth. True patriot.

Millions dead only to turn Britain into a third world shithole.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea fans, it’s what we do.

‘We’ve won it all’ by @CharlieSiem. 🎻

[Ashley Falloon @AshFalloon5]

Well this aged well

[Ashley Falloon @AshFalloon5]

@PaulBrown_UK More chance of spurs winning the league than the brown winning today

[Ashley Falloon @AshFalloon5]

@PaulBrown_UK More chance of spurs winning the league than the brown winning today

[633 Stag Trail Road 🤌 @pityforyourself]

Auditions for The Sopranos

[Ashley Falloon @AshFalloon5]

@deacon_alfie We are a mess. We have about 10 keepers

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

Amount of people saying “Stay & fight”, like this is some war movie. You cant fight. You cant even protest without being called racist.

& Fight who? How? The whole country is fucked, the water companies robbed us & dumped shit in the water, you can’t swim anywhere you’ll get ill & die. The country is literally a shit hole.

The councils are bankrupt & cant even fix a pot hole & charge you council tax for the privilege of doing fuck all while robbing you.

Moneys taxed, cars taxed, petrols taxed, booze, food EVERYTHING is taxed, then if you manage to save enough money after its been taxed to buy a house you get taxed on that, then if you die and pass it to your kids that gets taxed. They literally want everything from the working man while they hide their money. Its a con, we are being conned.

& We are about to get taxed even more.

NHS is fucked. Cost of living fucked. Interest rates are fucked, & we got years of it getting worse before it gets better.

Londons a hell hole & unsafe after dark. I hate it.

The men think they are women, kids are encouraged to think about their sexuality & gender.

Our soldiers are getting stabbed.

Our police are pussies & the ones that aint get fired.

& that aint even getting started on illegal immigration, thats getting worse.

If my country ever needed me to actually fight id be there, 100%, but i ain’t gambling the lifes of my three daughters in the mean time, & even if they did survive growing up here for what? To live in a shit hole full of fucking wierdo’s. No thanks.

Where would i go? Somewhere with a backbone, a bit of sun & with less risk of your kids getting murderd, like Australia, Russia or fucking North Korea.

I whole heartedly encourage anyone with young kids that have the ability to leave to do so. Todays events in Southport have rocked me to the core, im sat here looking at my daughters feeling sad.

You can still work on trying to get your voice heard while your kids are safe.

I want my kids to live not survive.

[Ashley Falloon @AshFalloon5]

How have I only just discovered create a station button on Apple Music 🤦‍♂️

[Ashley Falloon @AshFalloon5]

@Dom_Ryan @XSchauffele We need a chat offline Dominic !!!

[Hersham FC @HershamFC]

Both Hersham first team and reserve team are looking for new players!
Pre season starting soon, drop us a dm if you’re interested in coming down

[Ashley Falloon @AshFalloon5]

@LiaCon93 You will reenact that in 2 weeks

[Ashley Falloon @AshFalloon5]

Halls and Oates- bangers after bangers

[DartsAnonymous @anonymous_darts]

Fat nine, double eight, shake his hand. Just like that.

Come on you cunt.

[Ashley Falloon @AshFalloon5]

Is Bivol the best pound-for-pound out there? The bloke is a beast!